God’s Response to Rick Perry

[Maine-ah]

http://www.hometownprophetbook.com/gods-response-to-rick-perry/


“What’s going on down here Rick?”

“You showed up! I can’t believe it,” Rick gushes. “It’s called The Response – I organized the whole thing for you. It’s about you forgiving us for
our sins – and telling us what to do to fix our mess.”

“Do you really want to be forgiven for your sins?”

“Oh yes! In fact, I already have a list prepared.” Reaching into his suit coat, Rick takes out a sheet of paper with typed talking points. “Please forgive us for allowing immorality to run rampant – and the enormous Federal deficit – and Obama-care – ”

“Okay, let me stop you right there,” God says as He takes a scroll from his robe. “I actually have a list I’ve been working on myself.” Not waiting on Rick to respond, He continues, “I’ve had a few complaints up here from people who were executed while you were governor.”

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[Aerows]

1. K & R

That's awesome. I especially like "when you get all of those down, then you can start telling people how to live their lives."

[Maine-ah]

2. I can't figure out which line I like best...

the whole thing had me cracking up :rofl:

[peacebird]

3. that was excellent! thank you!

[Maine-ah]

5. you are welcome

:hi:

[Firebrand Gary]

4. BWAHAHAHAHAH

That was so perfect, no words are needed.