Because there are no clear political winners and almost everyone has dirty hands. But definitely
not everyone. Who comes out ahead? Who comes out behind?
and let's see who comes up!
Spin 1: The American PeopleLookit that- I
did say not everyone had dirty hands. Yep, the poor American people. That's you and me and we're going to have to eat whatever happens on Monday and thereafter. The American People are the most innocent but they're the ones who will take any punches squarely on the chin.
It's Tradition.Blame Factor 1 to 10: 2 (but you could go higher if you want to blame them for electing Tea Partiers/Repukes in the first place)
Spin 2: The Tea PartiersExact opposite. If there are any clear losers, it's them. Viewed rightly as nutcases by most of America, the media and by their own words and actions. Not looking good for these fucks, and that's fine by me.
Blame Factor 1 to 10: 9 (if you factor in Boehner and GOP leadership),
10 (if you don't)
Spin 3: Standard & PoorsHrm...Let's spin again and come back to them in a bit.
Spin 4: President ObamaTough call. One one hand he played games with the Democratic Leadership, making deals with Repukes behind their backs, putting Social Security cuts on the table during negotiations when the Republicans hadn't even asked for it. But on the other, even with the sweetest deal the Repukelickans could possibly ever get, they still dug their heels in like assholes.
Blame Factor 1 to 10: 5,
7 if you grant him a bonus as an enabler by taking the folks like Boehner "At their word"
Spin 5: Congressional RepublicansNot quite as bad as their Tea Party members but because of their bastardry on the national stage at a time of crisis, they will be clearly remembered for their role in the game of scorched Earth the GOP played with the country. They took the Tea Party ball and
they ran with it. That's going to be a tough one to make go away!
Blame Factor 1 to 10: 9, and
10 if you read the quote from S&P specifically calling the GOP out for being a deciding factor in the downgrade (see below)
Compared with previous projections, our revised base case scenario now assumes that the 2001 and 2003 tax cuts, due to expire by the end of 2012, remain in place. We have changed our assumption on this because the majority of Republicans in Congress continue to resist any measure that would raise revenues, a position we believe Congress reinforced by passing the act. Key macroeconomic assumptions in the base case scenario include trend real GDP growth of 3% and consumer price inflation near 2% annually over the decade.
Spin 6: Congressional DemocratsWhat can you say that doesn't come down to a grab-bag of high points and low points for our party. Not to absolve them of all guilt but they had a gun to their heads and even with a gun to their heads, some of them
still didn't vote for it. Most of the time they were on TV explaining that the Democratic Party would never support giving up
x or
y, only to have to reverse their position after being let in on the next new "deal" the President had worked out with Boehner or McConnell.
Blame Factor 1 to 10: 3Spin 7: Standard & PoorsTough call. The S&P is going to become infamous if markets meltdown Monday, especially with the White House almost certainly calling bullshit on their reasoning about the Bush Tax Cuts not being let to expire. They'll be vilified by both Democrats and Republicans, both for political reasons and also for the fact that they have a record of doing a shitty job. Normally, their shitty job works in Washington and Wall Street's favor and so it doesn't come up much. But in this case they have kicked the hornet's next. On the other hand, though, their grim outlook is absolutely reasonable if you read their explanation. On the third hand, as it were, one can criticize them for stuffing so much politics into their report. And on the fourth hand (I guess I'm using your hands now, too), such politics are an inescapable climate in which the debt negotiations took place.
Blame Factor 1 to 10: YOUR CALL depending on how much responsibility the above should take for the situation
:shrug:
Am I missing anybody? If so, add your section on the wheel and the blame you think they merit.
PB