Caption this photo of Biden, Obama, Pelosi, Reid and Durbin...

[steve2470]

[givemebackmycountry]

1. "If I was speaker, do you think I would have let this bullshit go down like this?"

"Joe, back me up here"

[ClarkUSA]

2. Nancy: Barack, you said I could order in pizza tonight. I don't want another burger!

President Obama: Nancy, please lower your voice -- you'll wake up my girls.

Biden and Durbin (thinking to themselves) : Oh geeze! Women! What's wrong with burgers again?

Can you tell I'm hungry? ;)

[krispos42]

3. Biden:

Biden: You call this a bowl of fruit? YOU CALL THIS A BOWL OF FUCKING FRUIT?

Pelosi: Joe, take it easy!

Obama: Joe, we can get more tangerines. Relax!

Biden: I AM RELAXED!

Reid: Boehner took them all before kicking me in the groin, but I'm sure it will all turn out for the best and that rationality will prevail in the best interests of the country. I didn't want any tangerines anyway.

[steve2470]

5. funny ! :) nt

[marions ghost]

11. ROFL

:spray:

[WillyT]

4. Lincoln: Jesus Fucking Christ

:shrug:

[Bluebear]

15. +

[Safetykitten]

6. "But Mr. President, if Joe wants an apple, let's let him have an apple."

[Armstead]

7. "Joe, Go rustle us up some Satan Sandwiches with a side of Satan Fries for nancy"

[napi21]

8. Joe: Just let me at 'em! I'll bury them in their damn conservative graves!

Obama: Take it easy Joe. We're Democrats and we can't act like that.

pelosi: Wait a minute! Joe, I'm with ya. I'll get the shovel.

Dick D: Oh boy, here we go again.

Harry: Oh geesh. Let's just have peace and quiet.

[marasinghe]

9. "Nancy, I don't mean to be rude - but ....

.... if Boehner, Cantor & McConnell find you here, they won't be relaxed & ready for a productive meeting, on the debt ceiling. So, would you mind going & hanging with Michelle & the girls, for a bit?"

[Tx4obama]

10. Obama: "Now come on guys, just a couple of small spoonfuls..."

Pelosi: "No. I ate two helpings of peas yesterday and I refuse to eat anymore."

Biden: "I am not going to eat any peas at all, and if you continue to insist on it then I am going home right now."

[Wilms]

12. .

Obama: Everyone chill the fuck out. I got this. Now sit back down Joe. Nancy, don't talk with your hands.

Pelosi: But I thought we agreed apples would be "off the table".

Durbin: How about if we just rearrange the apples?

Biden: Look, I just want to use the restroom.

Reid: I'm just listening.

Lincoln: Uhm, guys. It IS a civil war.

M. L. King: Rrrr. It sucks being a bust. I need hands for a face-palm.

[Tx4obama]

16. +1. Well done! n/t

[FarLeftFist]

13. The GOP want to rape our citizens and shoot us in the legs. I would like to cook them a steak first.

[mfcorey1]

14. "Hold up, Nancy. It does us no good to send Joe to kick Boehner's a**." nt