Malkin and Limbaugh have mentioned DU today...pointedly. Say "Hi!" here.

[WilliamPitt]

In your own fashion.

Because you know they're looking.

You know they are.

...read...refresh...read...refresh...pop an oxy...read...refresh...lather...rinse...repeat...

Want to have real fun?

Be nice.



Hi, Rush. Hi, Mich. Please try as best you can to keep from going and fucking yourselves. It would be a shame if you were to accidentally go fuck yourselves.

Seriously. Try hard. Not to go fuck yourselves.

[Fire Walk With Me]

1. See, I know that it's not possible that teabaggers and republicans have seen "Bob Roberts" and such.

[valerief]

4. Fabulous film! nt

[valerief]

2. Hi! How's the sedition business going today, Rush?

[onecent]

65. Oh I thought you said "sedation" business...lol

[valerief]

70. Ha! He's sedated, too! nt

[hobbit709]

3. With a little luck may they work themselves up into apoplexy from reading DU.

[seabeyond]

5. and still.... we havent suggested killing anyone. see guys, how easy it is not to promote killing.

i dont know... i guess for the pigs and maulkins it is tough. and sorry, the sexist rant of a pig rush, cant be polite. but not suggesting death, just a huge wart on the nose. ok, thats malkin. lol

[Contrary1]

6. Malkin and Limbaugh have cooties!

Preface every subject line with their names. That should keep them busy for a while.

[11 Bravo]

7. HI Michelle. If your buddies repeal the 14 Amendment, will your anchor-baby ass ...

get kicked out of the USA?

[CatWoman]

8. Fuck you Rush

you pedophile piece of shit lying gasbag motherfucker.

Fuck you Michelle - you self hating tramp who is also a lying, violence inciting piece of shit as well.

both of you have a fucked up day

[Barack_America]

9. Hey there folks! How you enjoying that blood on your hands?!?!

Anything that makes a buck, right? You're getting yours, so screw America, right?

[spanone]

10. never have two people desevred each other...in all of time

[guitar man]

11. For occasions such as this

I usually just let Johnny speak for me

[lpbk2713]

12. Hello to OxyRush and all the mindless Shittoheads.

How's the stash holding out Pimple Butt?

[fascisthunter]

13. Hi Fascist-Nutcases!

enjoy that blood on your hands.

[yurbud]

14. you can kill people but not their ideas and conservatism is a cancer of selfish feudalism that's

eating the GOP from within.

They are like a vampire chasing us that doesn't see the dawn coming and suddenly burst into flames without any act of violence of our own.

[Ken Burch]

15. And Rush, if you are unable to show enough restraint to avoid "going and fucking yourself"

please use a condom. And have yourself tested for std's afterwards.

We're only saying this because we care, big guy.

[LynneSin]

16. A salute for Limbaugh, Malkin and other right-wing nut jobs reading this...

[AspenRose]

17. If either of you are even remotely religious, know that there is

a special place reserved in hell for both of you, for the things you do and promote.

Better grow a conscience before it's too late.

(That goes for your accomplices in the mainstream media as well.)

[GodlessBiker]

18. In the words of Joseph Welch directed to Senator McCarthy: Ms. Malkin, Mr. Limbaugh ...

Until this moment, I think I never really gauged your cruelty or your recklessness. You have done enough. Have you no sense of decency?

[WilliamPitt]

20. ...at long last, sir?

One of my favorite moments of oratory.

Well played, friend.

[bleever]

19. Limbaugh and Malkin: you know the difference between

inflammatory rhetoric and violence, AND you know that there are some people who don't.

So stop playing the victim here.

[Jamastiene]

21. Shit, where'd we put our bulletproof vests?

Btw, Hey Rush, your Michael J. Fox impersonation sucked ass, big time. Stay classy. Not.

[ck4829]

22. Things typed on forum where people can post anonymously = Massacres of innocent people?

Who knew, right?

[Seedersandleechers]

23. IS RUSH LIMBAUGH A PEDOPHILE?

IS RUSH LIMBAUGH A PEDOPHILE?
After all, he went to the Dominican Republic with four male friends and a bottle filled with 29 doses of Viagra in his luggage. The Dominican Republic is a notorious sex-tourist location. And who knows if any of Limbaugh's alleged sexual partners were underage. So... you decide.

[MrMickeysMom]

88. ONLY ON HOLIDAY!

The rest of the time he pays someone to say he fucks them.

Frumunda cheese.... yeeech

[Hell Hath No Fury]

24. Oh my my my...

Where's a moon smiley when you need one??

Rush - your old NYC apartment looked like something dreamed up by a nouveau riche French whore.





Michelle - Didn't your Mom teach you that if you keep doing that with your face it will stick that way??

[EFerrari]

25. Both of you need to go to Berlitz and get another language besides Hatred.

You can't stop yourselves long enough to bury the dead.

[Lochloosa]

26. Hey Rush....remember these....YUMMY!

[TalkingDog]

27. I wish for you the worst possible hell: to be fully conscious of the repercussions of your choices.

[Angry Dragon]

28. Say isn't she one of those anchor babies that the republicans

want to get rid of??

And isn't rush a drug user that should be in prison??
I just hope his wife #4 is happy with the pool boy he got her from rentboy.com

[Zoeisright]

29. Go fuck yourselves, you disgusting windbag pieces of SHIT.

All you right wing assholes can just fuck off. And shut up. You have BLOOD on your hands.

[sinkingfeeling]

30. Hi there. You know that calling someone a name and urging someone to shoot them are two

different things, don't you? OK, maybe you don't.

[Desertrose]

31. Hope trading your last ounce of humanity for 2 min of fame was worth it....

just sayin.....

[one_voice]

32. Now see you've said it much better than I...

would have. I would have told them to go fuck themselves; hard.

Hey there Rush you child molesting, racist, drug addict piece of shit.

Whats up Shelly, why do you hate who you are? Weren't your parents immigrants? You wish you were a fraction of the woman that Michelle Obama, Nancy Pelosi, Hillary Clinton etc. are.

Both of you fuck heads have blood on your hands...I hope it stains.

Have a great day!!!

[kestrel91316]

33. Hi, Rush. Can I use a rubber hose to make your bottom happy?

I promise not to hurt you.

[slay]

34. Hey drug-addict Rush and crazy lady - are you happy with what you accomplished Saturday?

Yall are PAID to stir this shit up. All their blood is on yall's hands as well. i hope you both get fired for incompetence.

[truebrit71]

35. Will you are on fire today...well needed humour at such a dark time...

Cheers!

[WilliamPitt]

43. Wait for my article

In a bit.

[proud2BlibKansan]

36. Hi Rush! Hi Michelle! Which one of you is paying for Loughlin's attorney?

That's really nice of you.

But you're both still ASSHOLES.

[butterfly77]

55. Speaking of assholes...

HEY RUSH AND MICHELLE!GO SUCK ON A RED MONKEY'S ASS!!!

[Ganja Ninja]

37. Disgusting Drug Addict and hypocritical Anchor Baby.

Fuck You!

[mmonk]

38. OK

[TBF]

39. Welcome to DU, Mr. Limbaugh. You will meet some nice centrists here who support our president,

and also liberals/progressives.

What you will not find is a political "left", because Anarchists were driven out during the Palmer Raids in the early part of the 1900's (you have Mr. Palmer, a democrat btw, to thank for that), and communists were driven out during the 1940-50's period known as "McCarthyism". The few who remain have little voice, and certainly aren't putting up maps with bulls eyes on the Internet.

Enjoy your stay, sir.

[Blaukraut]

40. My wish for Rush, Michelle, Glenn, Bill, Sean, and all their ilk

I wish for them enlightenment. That one day they will have an epiphany that altruism, kindness, a sense of fairness, and openmindedness are progressive values to be embraced in order for our society and the world at large to prosper. Failing that, I hope their mouths grow shut except for a hole just big enough to fit a straw for nourishment.

[YvonneCa]

85. Perfect. The straw...

...idea is very compassionate.

[Erose999]

41. A warm DU welcome to Lush Rimjob and the Shittoheds. Enjoy your stay here at DU. Just remember

... no balls on foreheads. Teabagging is forbidden here at Democratic Underground.

[riverwalker]

42. Rush & Michelle

Thousands of your knuckle dragging boot licking devotees are now questioning their own sanity. Using the circular "logic" you all love, RW neanderthals all over the country are now thinkin' "hey, this Jared guy was nuts, he believed the same stuff as I and my idols Beck and Rush, so maybe we all are nuts too."
The stigma will be: If Beck, Michelle & Rush's dog whistle rhetoric makes "sense" to you, you may be schizophrenic. Seek help ASAP.

[SammyWinstonJack]

83. +1.

[spanone]

44. we must be on the rnc fax that went out this am

[gratuitous]

45. Hello Mr. Limbaugh, Ms. Maglalang

How's it going? Are you pleased with your handiwork? We know it was you and your fellow travelers. Remember that particular locution? You should. If either of you have a conscience at all, I hope it drives you madder than you already apparently are. With even the tiniest amount of luck, this could be the precipitating event for each of you and your fear-mongering, hate-mongering friends to exit the public stage, and no longer profit from your misguided philosophies.

Enjoy poverty. You've earned it!

[MilesColtrane]

46. Hey Rush.

Gargle my sweaty balls.

And to the Big Giant Eye and anchor baby, I'll only add, fuck off you penis juggling thunder butt.

[Lucian]

47. They both can fuck themselves with a jagged, rusty pipe.

Sideways.
---------
And that's me being nice.

[old mark]

48. K&R-Fuck you Rush, you lard ass pervert.....nt

[Cheap_Trick]

49. Hello there you pig-eyed sack of shit.

Oh, and hi to you too Rush. Try not to fuck any underage Dominican boys (again), would ya?

[MelissaB]

50. Pelosi told you this would happen.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...

Don't act so fucking surprised.

[Pathwalker]

51. Michelle and Rush: If you really believed in the trash you shovel,

you would be wearing the blood of those victims in Tuscon like a badge of honor. The fact that you don't have the courage to do so proves that you're both weaselly cowardly propagandists who are now vainly trying to hide your culpability by pointing to your "enemies" and saying they made me do it.
That dog has been dead for decades, so you trying to call it a crack hunter just makes you look like you've been hitting the crack pipe too long, too hard.

Tokyo Rose would be so proud of you.

[hlthe2b]

52. Some special meals just for our "guests," Rush & Michelle

For you, Michelle, your favorite delicacy:

Raw Blood Soup

For the love of Gawd, Michelle, clean that dripping blood off your face when you finish!



We had a tremendous buffet set up for you, Rush, but we invited in some starving children to help serve and unbelievably the little "f__ers" ate it all. Can you believe that? So, in lieu of a meal, we just thought we'd offer up some good rage over those "undeserving welfare" children. Oh, and an afternoon reservation in a wonderful new spa resort, "Hades".

[la la]

53. malkin's cheerleading promo.....remember that?

anyone have that?---or has it been incorporated into some pedophile's special library---for it's *ick* factor....

[lafayettelonewolf]

54. Hello Limpshit and Moaning Michelle...

Welcome to your nightmare, you warmongering trailer park trash bitches!

[Loki]

56. Hey Rushshitbag

I'm from Kansas City, Missouri.....remember that place. Yeah, we remember you too. Remember, you left town in the middle of the night, so to speak. I know what you are, you piece of shit. And Michelle, well you're just not worth the time.

[butterfly77]

57. ...

[Initech]

58. Hi!!! Now fuck off.

[Taverner]

59. Hi Domestic Terrorists!

How is that whole Killy Willy thingy workin for ya?

[Hannah Bell]

60. limbaugh & malkin are highly-paid operatives. they didn't get where they are because they're

popular.

they became popular (after a fashion) because they were placed & funded.

[blondeatlast]

61. How's that wifey-changey, dopey-indulgency, teenagey-boy-toyey thingy workin' for ya, Rush?

And Michelle--lower your voice--please.

[trayNTP]

62. Hello. We don't believe in "2nd Amendment remedies" here so there is no equivalency RW morons

[derby378]

68. Speak for yourself...

...although I do not consider the attempted assassination of a publicly elected official by a certifiable wacko to be one of those remedies.

[Ghost in the Machine]

63. Rush Limbaugh is a piece of shit pedophile and a toxic waste dump

Michelle Malkin, I have never heard anything she has said, never seen her on TV, but after seeing a picture of her upthread, I would have to say she looks like a reptilian shape-shifting alien. Something *that* horrid looking cannot be of this Earth.

[WorseBeforeBetter]

76. Not to mention a draft-dodging anal cyst...chickenhawk of the highest order. (n/t)

[derby378]

64. Some people might find this a little rude...

...but somehow, I think it fits the scope of this thread:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYpSg17JgSU

[MilesColtrane]

90. I don't hate that.

It's not something I'd pop on with a glass of wine at the end of the day, but it has its own logical integrity.

[derby378]

95. Now THERE'S a mental image!

You and I soberly toasting each other with glasses of burgundy in a fancy restaurant while this music is blaring over the speakers.

[Rex]

66. Dear Rush and Malkin, please stop telling your followers to kill innocent

Dems...thanks oh and GO FUCK YOURSELVES!

[ChoppinBroccoli]

67. Smile, Rush

And before anyone goes off on how this will only prove that we are just as bad as the right-wingers are, just know that I'm posting this only to be ironic. Plus, if you'll check out the URL, guess where I got this picture. That's right. A RIGHT-WING "Patriot Nation" website. Suck on that like you suck down about 38 Hillbilly Heroin tablets a day, Rush.

[Raksha]

69. So glad you're reading DU today, Rush and Michelle.

I would love to regale you with some of my best political writing, but I'm just so awestruck that you would deign to visit our little forum, my creativity and eloquence have completely deserted me.

So I'll just ask you a simple question instead: Which finger am I holding up?

[bluestate10]

71. Hi Rush and Michelle.

The most important thing that both of you can do for the country is tone down your rhetoric. You will continue to make fortunes, but the bright part is that the next politician to get gunned down won't be someone you love and admire because no politician will get gunned down again due to over the top speech.

No one disputes your power to influence. But I promise you, if you change course and become responsible, people will remember you as something other than a loser after you have passed from the earth.

Although I loath what you stand for, may you continue to be safe.

[RainDog]

72. I mourn for my nation because people like Limbaugh have national platforms to spew their bile

He should be taken off armed services radio, if he hasn't been already.

We wouldn't want Tokyo Rose to broadcast to the troops either.

[progressoid]

73. Wow. I'm both honored AND disgusted.

[Darth_Kitten]

74. Hey, Rush, why won't you respond to my emails?

Coward.

[Manifestor_of_Light]

75. I would hope that Rush and Michelle stop hating others.

I would hope that they learn compassion and empathy.

And that "bleeding heart" is an honor, not an insult.

Some guy named Jesus said "As you did it unto the least of them, so also you did it unto Me."

They are killing their own bodies and spirits with hate, yet they are not aware of it.

[purrFect]

77. Sucks to be U

_|_

[malaise]

78. Why are they on the defensive since Saturday?

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaah hahahahaha - must be that cross hair thingy!

[NoGOPZone]

79. Thanks for reading, you two

It feels great to know that you pay more attention to a nobody like me than I do to you.

[flvegan]

80. Wow! Miss Tijuana Donkey Show and World's Biggest Ass in the same day?

What an odd coincidence!

[TroglodyteScholar]

81. Hi, creeps.

If the lunatics who pay attention to your nonsense start a civil war, I hope you are two of the first to perish in it.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

82. Hi!!!!!

I really really really really...



And I mean really.




Yes, really.







Really?





Really.




Hope your sense of shame is found. We'd all be better off for it.






Really.

[madokie]

84. Hey zitass

hows that new wifey like your being a pedophile or is she not in the know? Oh and how much money will you have to give her to keep her mouth shut once shes had all your shit she can stomach and leaves?

[donheld]

86. Two of the worst human beings ever. EVER

[ismnotwasm]

87. Oh, God.

Thank you Ms. Malkin for leaving the Northwest. Seriously, the Seattle Times has gotten a lot less embarrassing and gets the facts right much more often since you left, you might even say-- exponentially.

Limbaugh? Ewww. Can't do it man. Even the thought of him looking at the screen I left a remark on makes me want to take a shower. Well, showers are good, right?

Just not the golden ones Limbaugh is no doubt into.

[MrMickeysMom]

89. MEGA-MEGA-DILDOS!

Man boobs on top.. Frumunda cheese in the underwear... I see how much you sweat under that golf shirt, and what isn't pretty inside looks even worse outside.

[MilesColtrane]

91. Limbaugh only took that recent reality show gig because he thought...

it was the "Spank Cheney Project".

His micropenis got all...well I'll spare you dear reader.

[Suji to Seoul]

92. Hi Oxycotin Lardass. Hi Polynesian Psychopath.

Limbaugh: How is that Oxycotin addiction going for you?

Malkin: How does it feel that you condemned the entire conversative movement with your last fringe blog posting, chucklenuts?

[Morning Dew]

93. Rush doesn't read here - he reads "DEMOCRAT UNDERGROUND"

whatever that is.

[nyc 4 Biden]

94. two disgusting humans. n/t