August 2, 2011: USA Will Officially Become A Province Of China & Will Be Renamed "Panda Gardens 2"

[kpete]

From the Borowitz Report:

As the August 2 deadline approaches, several nightmare scenarios loom, including one in which the United States would officially become a province of China and would be renamed Panda Gardens 2.

The Chinese government proposed that name to avoid confusion with Panda Gardens, a popular Shanghai noodle shop.

In another possibility being openly discussed, the United States would cease to exist as an actual country but would continue in an online-only version.

In this scenario, Rep. John Boehner (R-OH) would no longer be Speaker of the House but would instead be become an angry little orange avatar.

http://www.borowitzreport.com/2011/07/25/andy-borowitz-live/

[FreakinDJ]

1. RATpupliCONs never said a word when Bush sold debt to China

Seems Obama has been convicted of BPWB

(being president while black)

[Shandris]

2. I'm okay with that if we get more actual pandas. (n/t)

[dgibby]

3. I'd trade a teabagger for a Panda any day! n/t

[lapislzi]

4. It will please His Noodly Appendage

Free Ramen for all!

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

5. Panda Gardens 1 has a great inexpensive luncheon menu here....just saying. :)

[valerief]

6. Bwahahaha! I hope the teabaggers like being commies!!!

:rofl: