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MorningGlow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-11 07:49 AM
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Awright, who won the Track Palin Shotgun Wedding pool?
Please collect your winnings at the front desk before close of business today.

Sarah Palin on track to be a grandmother again

Track Palin, 22, the oldest son of the former governor and "First Dude" Todd, tied the knot a few months ago in Alaska with his high school sweetheart, Britta Hanson.

{snip}

The notoriously salacious blog Gawker, which published the photo, quipped: "Britta looks to be several months along--perhaps more than two months?"

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/washington/2011/07/sara...

Day-um, if nothing else, them there Palins sure are fertile! :scared:
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tanyev Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-11 07:54 AM
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1. "The Palins simply DO NOT get married unless there is a fetus and a loaded shotgun involved."
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ThatsMyBarack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-11 08:06 AM
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8. Spot on!
:fistbump:
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peace frog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-11 09:02 AM
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20. You can take the Palins out of the trailer park
but you can't take the trailer park out of the Palins.
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Erose999 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-11 09:41 AM
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32. Sarah is a terrible shot, but I guess the spread of a shotgun negates her poor aim.
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MurrayDelph Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-11 10:54 AM
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57. A traditional Palin family marriage proposal:
"You're WHAT?!??!?"
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Myrina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-11 07:56 AM
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2. "Britta" ? He married a water filter?
Doesn't anyone up there know how to name their kids? Jeeeez. :eyes:
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nc4bo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-11 07:58 AM
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3. LOL. Aren't they all just precious. nt
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Hell Hath No Fury Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-11 07:59 AM
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4. That's actually a very traditional Scandinavian name -
Edited on Thu Jul-21-11 08:03 AM by Hell Hath No Fury
I have many Brittas in my family tree. Her last name is Hanson, also another traditional Scandinavian name. Han's Son is the origin.
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-11 01:16 PM
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51. Why do you have an issue
with what folks name their kids? How is it affecting your life?
Your free to name you kids whatever you like. So are they. I don't really see the big deal. I think Britta is a very nice name.
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Raschel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-11 01:35 PM
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53. Because it's more hypocrisy from the right. They ridicule African American names, but embrace all
that is Palin.
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Pool Hall Ace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-11 11:19 AM
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58. Britta is a nice, legit name with a history.
Track Enfield Palin is not so nice. Parents, of course, can name children as they please, but novelty names are just silly. So what if I criticize it? If you love it, no biggie.

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Hell Hath No Fury Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-11 08:00 AM
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5. Two months along my ass....
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nc4bo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-11 08:01 AM
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6. Whatcha think - 5 maybe 6? nt
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Hell Hath No Fury Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-11 08:05 AM
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7. Looks about right --
Perhaps that is why Palin suddenly disappeared and got very very quiet. Two out of wedlock births may have been too much for them to manage publicity-wise.
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Raschel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-11 08:23 AM
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12. Nah. She has no second thoughts about it. She doesn't see herself as a hypocrite.
They're doing the 'right' thing by getting married so in her eyes it cancels out the sin and she thinks they should be praised. If it happened to somebody that didn't say they were a Christian, it would be shameful.

I know people like her. They always justify everything concerning them, and condemn everyone else.

There's a freeper thread on this and they're praising this to high heaven, AND picking on Chelsea Clinton of all people! That's how warped these hypocrites are.

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WinkyDink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-11 09:39 AM
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30. Admonitions are for OTHER people.
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Raschel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-11 08:24 AM
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13. AND two kids with criminal records.
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WinkyDink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-11 09:39 AM
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31. Isn't this true of Jeb Bush, also?
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Raschel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-11 11:13 AM
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42. I dont know...
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MorningGlow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-11 08:09 AM
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9. Thanks for posting the photo
Came back to add it, and there it was! :)

And yeah, that ain't no two months. No way.
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Raschel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-11 08:27 AM
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14. She wore the black top at the big shindig.
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rocktivity Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-11 08:34 AM
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16. A bride in black, a strategically placed boquet
And no formal announcement of the wedding until months later...lucky for her Michelle Bachmann has been filling in.

:eyes:
rocktivity
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Raschel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-11 08:38 AM
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17. Look at that body language. Those Palins boy, they're a real close family.
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WinkyDink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-11 09:41 AM
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34. IDGI. Are you saying they should be more hip to hip? Because that would be WEIRD.
Edited on Thu Jul-21-11 09:42 AM by WinkyDink
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Raschel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-11 11:14 AM
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43. They don't seem to ever put their arms around each other. Maybe they're just a very uptight family.
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badgerpup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-11 08:51 AM
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18. If that's what she looks like at two months...
I feel sorry for her when she hits her second and third trimester. :wow:

Some really small women start showing at about 2 weeks (it seems), let alone two MONTHS, but Britta doesn't appear to be one of the super-petite ladies.
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peace frog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-11 09:18 AM
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25. That's what I looked like at 6 months
If she's two months pregnant then I'm Mother fricking Teresa.
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WinkyDink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-11 09:38 AM
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29. He's be way more handsome with hair.
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FSogol Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-11 08:11 AM
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10. When will little Curb* Palin be born?
* Just my guess. Could also be Field, Street, Cabbage, Group, Sky, Tent, Rake, Scupper, or Brick.

Maybe the Palins thought that Richard Scarry's "Busy Town" was a book of baby names?
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LiberalEsto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-11 08:28 AM
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15. It's "Pitcher"
Mom's name is Britta,
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Tatiana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-11 09:37 AM
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28. ***COFFEE SPEW***
:rofl:
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Raschel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-11 11:17 AM
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44. How about 'Tap'?
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47of74 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-11 10:29 AM
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56. LOL
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blueamy66 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-11 08:56 AM
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19. I'm partial to Scupper
:-)

but then my niece is naming her new one Beckham.....so what do I know?
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hifiguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-11 09:12 AM
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22. "Grift" would be more than appropriate.
Just sayin'. :rofl:
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FSogol Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-11 09:14 AM
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24. They'll never name their kids "Mark." That's reserved for their "fans."
:rofl:
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Capt. America Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-11 12:21 PM
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47. Tinn, Tap, Pinn, Tor
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LiberalEsto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-11 12:36 PM
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48. Rin Tin Tin nt
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Stevenmarc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-11 01:14 PM
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50. Well since Wasilla is the meth capital I'm voting for Crank
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CTyankee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-11 01:25 PM
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52. I vote for Chug myself, if it's a boy. Brillo if its a girl...
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Raschel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-11 08:14 AM
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11. It was so obvious when they had the little wedding on the ski slope or wherever it was. Nobody else
in the pictures except the parents. No bristle, twig, nobody. You know how much Palin loves attention. She would have had a big hoe-down in D.C if she could have.

I still say what's up with that track kid. Palin sure hides him. With his military service it's strange that she's not pimping him out like crazy.
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joeybee12 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-11 09:06 AM
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21. I called it when it was posted!
Day-um...aren't condoms available in Alaska????
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MorningGlow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-11 09:31 AM
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27. Winnah!
:applause:
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joeybee12 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-11 09:46 AM
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36. Hooray!
Although my celebration is tempered by the realization that there will be another Palin in the world.
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Erose999 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-11 09:46 AM
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37. I think the latex can't survive the extreme cold. It gets dry and brittle and cracks.
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Contrary1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-11 01:01 PM
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49. "Crack" ! You have inadvertently come up with the best ever potential baby Palin name.
"Brittle" would have been great too, except it sounds too much like Mom's name.
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Skip_In_Boulder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-11 09:13 AM
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23. Correction
Day-um, if nothing else, them there thar Palins sure are fertile!

You need to brush up on your hillbilly.
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MorningGlow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-11 09:30 AM
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26. Whoops!
I stand corrected. :blush: Could I redeem myself if I get pregnant? My son isn't old enough to even care about girls yet--can't make me a granmaw for at least five or six years (thank goodness)--so I guess it's up to me. I'm not single, but I am 45. :shrug:
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Skip_In_Boulder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-11 09:41 AM
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33. Well let me know if you need any help
:toast:
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MorningGlow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-11 10:50 AM
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40. LOL
Apparently all I need to do is drink the water in AlaskAH! :toast:
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peace frog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-11 09:43 AM
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35. You're 45 and not a granny yet? FAIL
What kind of self-respecting hillbilly reaches so advanced an age without several grandbabies in tow?
I'll bet you still have all your own teeth, too. ;)
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MorningGlow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-11 10:51 AM
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41. I know, right?!
I'm so ashamed. :rofl:
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snooper2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-11 10:12 AM
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38. There's nothing else to do in Alaska except drink and fuck
What you all think is going to happen :rofl:
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11 Bravo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-11 01:54 PM
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54. Don't forget crystal meth!
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gatorboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-11 10:18 AM
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39. Is the Palin/Bristol abstinence before marraige tour still going strong?
This brood is hilarious. They're just rubbing our noses in it now....
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doublethink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-11 11:17 AM
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45. It's happening isn't it ......
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Raschel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-11 11:31 AM
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46. More Family Values. Is this what they mean when they say, "We want our America Back"?
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arikara Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-21-11 02:05 PM
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55. Kicking just for the downright funniness
n/t
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southernyankeebelle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-11 11:23 AM
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59. She was with child the day she got married. Gosh her daddy is a minister.
There is that family values working. It was already posted in IM and Palingate blogs before gawker.
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gauguin57 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-23-11 11:30 AM
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60. If Sarah and Bristol would STFU about abstinence-only, I wouldn't have a problem with any of it.
Sarah and Todd eloped when they found she was pregnant.

Bristol and Track, apparently, both had pre-marital buns in the oven. Bristol chose to raise her kid alone/co-parent. As long as the kid is taken care of, fine.

Track got married to create a family for the kid.

All of those things are fine, as long as they're not being total flaming HYPOCRITES like they are now.

If they'd just stop talking about abstinence, I don't care who's pregnant before marriage. Stuff happens. It's cold in Alaska ... maybe it's too cold to get out of bed and get a condom!
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