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CoffeeCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-11-11 01:15 PM
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Can I be the President for five minutes?
Edited on Mon Jul-11-11 01:18 PM by CoffeeCat
"Ladies and Gentlemen and members of the press--I am addressing you today because the Republicans and I
stand at an impasse.

During a time when middle-class folks are struggling and the unemployment rate is rising,
Republicans are fighting to enrich the bank accounts of millionaires and billionaires. They
won't consider rolling back tax rates to Bush-era levels, but instead want to cut Social
Security, Medicare and Medicaid--programs that provide assistance to society's senior
citizens, the disabled, the poor and other vulnerable groups.

The choice is clear for myself and the Democrats. We choose middle-class America before
the yacht owners and the bank CEOs, who by the way--were bailed out handsomely with taxpayer
dollars and have yet to use that money in any way that benefits this nation's economy.

Furthermore--and let me make myself very clear. John Bohner voted to raise the debt ceiling
seven times during the Bush Administration. The debt ceiling has been raised repeatedly
without a debate. Why on Earth is John Bohner's hair on fire about raising the debt ceiling
now--when he voted for it dozens of times--without so much as a whimper?

The Republicans want to dismantle Social Security, brick by brick--and they're using the debt ceiling to
create panic and to force me to agree to cuts in social programs that they want destroyed. I won't play
this game. Please remember that Republicans are devoted fans of the neocons and specifically Grover Nordquist,
who said that he wants to shrink government until it is small enough to drown in a bathtub.

That's a direct quote.

That's what I'm fighting.

Democrats didn't elect me to cut Social Security or benefits for disabled children. These grandmothers,
families and middle-class folks voted for me to protect their interests, not the interests of corporations
and the rich and the elite who make up the top one percent in this country. America cannot prosper
if only the top one percent are flourishing and the rest of the country is unemployed, disillusioned and
taking an income hit of 30 percent--which is what cuts in Social Security, Medicaid and Medicare would amount
to for those people.

Not on my watch.

I'm not going to take questions. You all have a transcript of this speech. Your questions should be directed
at John Bohner and the rest of the Republican chorus. You need to ask them why they've raised the debt ceiling
so many times, but this time they're throwing fits. You need to ask them how they can possibly hobble 80-year old
citizens of this country and middle-class families who will be left absorbing the medical and living costs for their
elderly parents when their benefits are cut.

Talk to John Bohner. Talk to the Republicans. Maybe you can get answers to these questions for myself--and for
the American people who are tired of the games."
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Doctor Hurt Donating Member (472 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-11-11 01:21 PM
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1. That's not enough time for me to get to Canada.
lol
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Maven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-11-11 02:05 PM
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7. Too bad when you get there you'll have real universal health care.
And not the Lipstick-on-a-Pig Care we got courtesy of the "groundbreaking" health care bill.

Whatever will you do?
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Doctor Hurt Donating Member (472 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-11-11 02:49 PM
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8. fail
Sorry, but I wasn't making any reference to healthcare.
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lame54 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-11-11 05:34 PM
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14. your fail - you replied before you read...
and when he matched your sarcasm with sarcasm - you didn't get it
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CoffeeCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-11-11 05:49 PM
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18. No problem...
...maybe you could head to Mexico instead!

;)
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salinen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-11-11 01:22 PM
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2. Sounds like Bernie
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Autumn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-11-11 01:22 PM
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3. Now you sound like Palin
you want me to go to all the trouble of voting for you and you want to quit after 5 minutes?


K/R I would sure like to hear a speech like that. Obama is making Boner sound so good I worry as to why I haven't voted for Boner
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The Doctor. Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-11-11 01:38 PM
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6. !
:rofl:
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CoffeeCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-11-11 05:32 PM
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13. Ok, that was brilliant...
You get 10 DU points.

Very clever and LOL worthy!
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Autumn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-11-11 06:51 PM
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20. I give you
100 DU points for your OP. That's just what we need.
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Hydra Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-11-11 01:30 PM
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4. There is no "middle class" anymore
So I would change that to "ordinary Americans."

Otherwise, stellar! Too bad the WH seems to think cutting Dem programs will get them votes.
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The Doctor. Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-11-11 01:37 PM
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5. I wish he would say that.
Very well-written too.

Problem is, it wouldn't go over very well and Faux Noise and the Fat One would have a field day turning it into a 'whiny attack on business and the economy'... or whatever.

Still, I'd love to see it.
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Solomon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-11-11 03:04 PM
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9. No. Not for five minutes, nor four nor three.
Not even 30 seconds. No.
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TBF Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-11-11 05:39 PM
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16. What a surprising answer from someone inside the beltway -
Edited on Mon Jul-11-11 05:40 PM by TBF
y'all are going to figure it out though when we are addressing President Romney, or g-d forbid, President Perry.

The republicans will paint "he cut your social security" on every reelection brochure and there's no way in hell he'll be reelected.
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Enrique Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-11-11 03:06 PM
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10. i agree with what you wrote, but...
let's see your birth certificate first. ;-)
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CoffeeCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-11-11 05:47 PM
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17. HA!
Orly is that you?
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Ichingcarpenter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-11-11 03:12 PM
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11. Just don't go to Dallas
cause you know what happens to your kind of president.
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CoffeeCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-11-11 05:34 PM
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15. I would risk it...
...just to thumb my noses at the big, fat, third-rate bullies who think they own
everyone and everything.

I thought Obama was different, but...not so much.

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CoffeeCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-11-11 05:32 PM
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12. What's scary...
...is that little ol' me can whip this up in ten minutes.

Why doesn't he say these things? Because he's scared? Bullied by the Republicans? Betrayed? Bewildered?

He doesn't want to.

Anyone who would perpetuate this debt-ceiling farce is going along with the kabuki theater. He didn't
call them out on it.

He isn't even trying to do what we elected him to do.

So, now we'll get "adjustments" to Social Security, Medicare and Medicaid--while the yacht owners laugh
their asses off that they will get some tax deductions taken away in 2013 or so.

This whole situation is sick.

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Autumn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-11-11 06:56 PM
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21. You know why you can whip that up in 10 minutes?
Because those things are important to you. Those are Democratic values and you believe in fighting for them, because they are worth fighting for.


He doesn't want to.
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Fire1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-11-11 05:51 PM
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19. In answer to you first question. No! LOL!! n/t
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drokhole Donating Member (759 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-11-11 07:14 PM
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22. Good lord would I love that kind of clarity and resolve.
He needs to hammer this into the public's skulls in no uncertain terms - like I pointed out here with how Kennedy handled Big Steel in 1962:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1464114

big kick and rec
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