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backscatter712 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-07-11 08:03 AM Original message |
With rumors of surgically implanted bombs, what's the TSA gonna put us through at airports now? |
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HopeHoops (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-07-11 08:05 AM Response to Original message |
1. MRI on the way in - but only if your insurance will cover it. |
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Blue_Tires (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-07-11 08:07 AM Response to Original message |
2. As deterrence, TSA Sky Marshals will also have bombs implanted in them |
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nc4bo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-07-11 08:10 AM Response to Original message |
3. Full blown x-ray machines. |
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Octafish (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-07-11 08:10 AM Response to Original message |
4. Pre-Flight Colonoscopies... |
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backscatter712 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-07-11 08:12 AM Response to Reply #4 |
5. Get ready for Chertoff's new Dildoscanner! n/t |
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Octafish (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-07-11 08:19 AM Response to Reply #5 |
9. Someone's got to make a buck off it. |
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Myrina (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-07-11 08:25 AM Response to Reply #4 |
10. My thought exactly. |
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razorman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-07-11 08:14 AM Response to Original message |
6. Just don't sneeze. |
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KittyWampus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-07-11 08:17 AM Response to Original message |
7. Pornoscanners? You must have porn on your mind. |
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Aerows (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-07-11 08:26 AM Response to Reply #7 |
11. Porn usually involves naked people |
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Aerows (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-07-11 08:17 AM Response to Original message |
8. I have a better idea |
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Aerows (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-07-11 08:30 AM Response to Original message |
12. If you see something, say something |
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Buns_of_Fire (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-07-11 08:59 AM Response to Original message |
13. If you have to ask, you probably don't want to book any flights for the foreseeable future. |
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WatsonT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-07-11 09:14 AM Response to Original message |
14. I really wish there were a reasonable alternative to flying |
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