Yes, this is a real newspaper article....

[FLAprogressive]

http://www.heraldtribune.com/article/20110623/ARTICLE/306239998/1238?p=1&tc=pg

An elderly couple goes to church a lot. Talk about some newsworthy stuff.

[Brickbat]

1. Ten bucks sez it's an article by the intern filling space on the religion page inside local.

[FLAprogressive]

3. And people wonder why newspapers are in decline.

[Brickbat]

5. No article on the inside religion page is interesting, no matter who writes it.

[sfwriter]

6. "This story appeared in print on page BS3"

Bullshit Cubed?

[jmowreader]

9. BS = B on Saturday

The Sarasota Herald-Tribune is probably a two-section daily, and the B section on Saturday is full of religion articles. That's getting pretty common...my paper does the same thing, but we're a four-section paper on Saturday.

[LiberalAndProud]

2. Mmmm, fluffy!

Thanks for sharing.

[RandomThoughts]

4. The reason you don't swear around people is becuase some find it offensive.

And if there are other ways to express something you can. So it is part of being nice.

"My lord was a carpenter," he said. "Of course I used to hear people tell dirty jokes or talk about getting drunk, but that just made me want to live a cleaner life in glory to my lord.

I think the texts say Jesus was criticized for eating and drinking with sinners. Did he set an example?



Jessica Alba - Sin City Bar Scene
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfpKjRitYdE

[struggle4progress]

7. Small town, small town newspaper.

[FLAprogressive]

8. Not really THAT small...the metro area has nearly 700,000 people.

[Fuddnik]

13. I've seen shit like that on the St. Pete Times front page.

They wonder why I canceled my subscription.

[stevedeshazer]

10. Well, it IS news.

It's like finding an endangered species like the three-toed white possum-dog or a Sasquatch.

Like the Dodo and the Palouse Giant Earthworm. Or, moderate Republicans.

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[Taverner]

11. And in other news, a Squirrel on Waterskis...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xxKwesCKJk

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[GReedDiamond]

14. Don't fuckin CUSS around Alice & Elmer...

...you asshole shitstain motherfuckin atheist goddamn jagoff bastard.

Jesus loves you.

[Anakin Skywalker]

16. This article was done as ASSURANCE rather than news.

[nosmokes]

17. Isn't the Clown College in Sarasota? Coincidence?