Perverted Porta-Potta Peeper nabbed in Vail

[Springer9]

I really thought, or maybe hoped, this wasn't a true story. No, someone really is this weird.

Colo. portable toilet Peeping Tom nabbed; peeper Luke Chrisco confesses to spying at yoga fest
BY PHILIP CAULFIELD
DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER

Sunday, June 26th 2011, 2:48 PM

The Colorado Porta-Pervert has finally come clean.

Luke Chrisco, 30, a lanky local wingnut and aspiring New Age gigolo in Boulder, Colo., admitted he crept into the basin of a portable toilet during a yoga festival earlier this month to spy on women.

"I was…doing a little bit of yoga, and I'm just seeing all these goddesses," Chrisco said during a jailhouse interview with FOX31 Denver. "It seems crazy, but I just felt like I was being blessed by their energy."

The Peeping John admitted to watching several women before getting caught – at one point hopping from an unused toilet to a "busy one" in order to catch more women during private moments.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2011/06/26/2011-06-26_colo_portable_toilet_peeping_tom_nabbed_peeper_luke_chrisco_confesses_to_spying_.html?r=news

[Archae]

1. He looks like shit...

:-)

[Shagbark Hickory]

10. He looks like someone who's been masterbating nonstop for the past 72 hours.

[Enrique]

2. "It seems crazy..."

yep. :thumbsup:

[Initech]

3. Good lord... just reading that makes me sick.

:puke:

[FLAprogressive]

4. "where there is muck, there is gold." - liquid gold???

:hide:

[originalpckelly]

5. "Luke I am your father..."

:rofl:

With a last name like Chrisco, you know the poor kid was made fun of somewhere along the line. I think this excuses his pervy behavior.

[originalpckelly]

6. Now I know to stay away from those job postings calling for port-o-let inspectors.

[eShirl]

7. The Pooper Peeper.

I stole that from somewhere/ can't remember

[pinboy3niner]

8. Can cops casually keep Chrisco confined in the can?

Inquiring minds want to know!

[madinmaryland]

9. What a shithead. nt

[Tyrs WolfDaemon]

11. Some people get shit-faced drunk

He just gets shit-faced

[rurallib]

12. certainly a unique way to meet women

wonder if he ever saw the flaw in his idea?

[Brother Buzz]

13. Vail? Did he have an invitation to the Koch brothers shindig?

He's fit right in

Koch brothers to host conference near Vail, Colo.

June 24, 2011|By Kim Geiger

An invitation-only conference of wealthy conservative activists organized by the billionaire brothers Charles and David Koch will convene just outside Vail, Colo., this weekend.

Common Cause -- a group that describes itself as nonpartisan and headed by a former Democratic congressman -- and ProgressNow Colorado have organized a protest outside the Ritz Carlton at Bachelor Gulch, where they believe the conference will be held.

http://articles.latimes.com/2011/jun/24/news/la-pn-koch-brothers-conference-20110624