Viewer Poll on Republican Debate: 25% Undecided, 75% Unconscious

[HarveyDarkey]

Worrisome News for GOP Field

NEW HAMPSHIRE (The Borowitz Report) – In what could spell trouble for the current field of GOP presidential candidates, a poll of likely voters who saw last night’s Republican debate found that 25% of viewers were undecided while 75% were unconscious.

Additionally, over half of respondents agreed with the statement, “This field of candidates comes dangerously close to qualifying as a prank.”

Despite this somewhat tepid response, the debate did have its moments of excitement, such as Rep. Michele Bachmann’s official announcement of her candidacy: “I wanted to declare my candidacy here in New Hampshire, the home of the Boston Tea Party.”

Rep. Bachmann received high marks in the poll from voters who said they found former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin “too cerebral.”

http://www.borowitzreport.com/

[HockeyMom]

1. Blind Faith

My Republican husband didn't watch it. Sheep don't care. They will just vote for whoever the party decides.

[graywarrior]

2. That is the funniest post I've seen in quite a while