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breadandwine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-15-10 02:58 AM
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The heinous pervert charges against Assange. And he may also have Monica Lewinsky's dress!



This is an account of the sexual case against Julian Assange, which was linked on Michael Moore's website when he posted his support for Assange and put up bail money. Moore urges his readers to view this article. (Linked in this Moore post here --- http://www.michaelmoore.com/words/mike-friends-blog/why... )

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http://www.reuters.com/assets/print?aid=USTRE6B669H2010...

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http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE6B669H20101207


But don't listen to any of this. You need to be listening to corporate news readers and State Department screaming as told by the NATIONAL PERSPIRER.

So allow me to give you a summary:

Julian Assange, a KNOWN AGITATOR and FELLOW TRAVELER (he does a lot of traveling, DOESN'T HE?), was acting MIGHTY SUSPICIOUS and behaving as if he was UP TO NO GOOD because having not a care in the world in his mild mannered job as an accountant in Teaneck, New Jersey, he HAD HIS CELL PHONE OFF (a KNOWN act of GUILTY BEHAVIOR) when a couple of women who had repeatedly been sleeping with him consensually began to worry because Assange's condon tore, PROOF THAT HE WAS TRYING TO !!!!!KILL!!!!! THEM! so they were MIGHTY DISTRAUGHT when they tried to call him and couldn't get through. The women had had consensual sex with him REPEATEDLY, a KNOWN act of PERVERSION. One of the women, who was having consensual sex with him was asleep during one of the encounters. That's practically like being drugged. It's rape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can you imagine sleeping through sex? In Sweden????????????? Obviously, Asssange must be one of the most BORING people on the face of the earth! This proves he really WAS an accountant from Teaneck, New Jersey!

So if he was merely a boring accountant from Teaneck, New Jersey, why was he afraid to turn on his cell phone??

Because he's an international spy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You can well understand how IMPORTANT this all is to those two women since normally nothing interesting ever happens in Sweden except having sex and eating goat curd.

Obviously, this is how Assange picks up girls. He tells them in a thick Middle Eastern accent, "In your country I am a terrorist. But in MY country, I am a hhhhero." It's all obviously a scam to give himself MYSTIQUE with his gullible sexual conquests.

When he's in France, Assange tells the girls he's really a French train robber. Girls in France go NUTS over guys like that.

Protect your children! Don't let them read the SCURRILOUS AND DEGENERATE WIKILEAKS REVELATIONS!!!!!!!!

You know what's REALLY leaking? Julian Assange's condom!

Hmph.

Here's the proof:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LI_Oe-jtgdI

Once the boys in River City start reading a dime novel while hiding in the corn crib, you KNOW that Wikileaks is CORRUPTING OUR YOUTH.

NOW. IT CAN. BE TOLD.



And this just in. Rumor has it that Julian Assange is also in possession of Monica Lewinsky's sexually stained dress! THAT'S why they had to impeach President Clinton. We'll get to the bottom of it all. Just as soon as we ROUND UP JULIAN ASSANGE.




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breadandwine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-15-10 03:12 AM
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1. Thanks for the rec.



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breadandwine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-15-10 03:24 AM
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2. Thanks for the second rec.



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Ghost Dog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-15-10 03:51 AM
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3. You wrote that. That is fucking excellent!
Looks like some serious counter-propaganda activities are required over there, targeted at the morans (never sound elitist) propaganda victims.
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breadandwine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-15-10 08:21 AM
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6. Thanks.



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breadandwine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-15-10 05:27 AM
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4. Here's an update.


If Assange is hiding Monica Lewinsky's dress, there's only one place he can stash it.

In a vault in a Swiss bank.


THAT'S why he's a FLIGHT RISK.



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Jeffersons Ghost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-15-10 05:37 AM
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5. K&R for an LOL
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breadandwine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-15-10 10:20 AM
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7. Up to 10 recs. Thanks, folks.


(Lonely souls need ego reassurance....)


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breadandwine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-15-10 11:11 AM
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8. Okay, we had 10 recs, but now it's down to 9. I am always amazed by this.


Who would unrec something like this?


Why get your jollies this way?


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breadandwine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-15-10 08:24 PM
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9. Lots of recs. Anybody care to add a few kicks?



After all. The mainstream media always says all YOU need to hear.


Terrorist Assange was APPREHENDED.

The lousy perp.







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badtoworse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-15-10 08:32 PM
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10. I expected the dress would be in the Smithsonian
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Pathwalker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-17-10 12:42 PM
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19. I thought Ken Starr had it - did he give it to Julian?
n/t
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breadandwine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-19-10 09:19 AM
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20. Starr was a defender of the Constipitooshin. Assange stole it from him.


THAT'S why we've got to round up all the whistleblowers.

All 89 million of them.


And get rid of the Freedom of Information Act.

And abolish net neutrality.


It's about time we did something RIGHT in this country and brought fascism BACK.


Of course, that's not to defend Hitler or anything.

He made a few mistakes.

Like waiting too long to invade Russia with a harsh Russian winter coming.



But with global warming setting in we won't have to worry about severe Russian winters anymore.

Global warming will help us get RID of the Bolsheviks ONCE AND FOR ALL.






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Boojatta Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-15-10 09:04 PM
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11. This is December and two young Swedish women haven't had sex since August. That's not heinous?
Assange might have infected them with a sexually-transmitted disease. They could get themselves tested, but that would complicate the story. If Assange himself gets tested then they will know for certain that whatever they have was caught from him, unless it was caught from someone other than Assange. It's troubling that it was necessary for me to explain this.
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breadandwine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-16-10 07:39 PM
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12. Fascinating. If 2 Swedish women haven't had sex in so long there may be other boring accountants

in Sweden.


And who put them up to it?


Assange! Imagine corrupting Swedish men with inclinations to become boring accountants!




Is there no end to the treachery of Julian Assange???????????




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SmileyRose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-16-10 07:49 PM
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13. 4 months is "so long"?
for singles maybe?


for married people a couple decades can go by
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breadandwine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-16-10 09:00 PM
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14. SHOCKING! Assange is even corrupting married people!



And creating a Kleenex shortage in Sweden!




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Wednesdays Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-16-10 09:07 PM
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15. And possibly creating a shortage of goat curd, too?
:shrug:
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breadandwine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-17-10 03:35 AM
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16. Goat curd????? ???? That's the limit!!!!!! Off with his head!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay. You're out in the Swedish mountains churning butter with goat milk.

And yodeling.

Just minding your own business.

And then:

Along comes:




ASSANGE.



is there no limit to the evil he perpetrates??????????????????????????????????????



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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-17-10 04:13 AM
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17. Bwaaaaaaaaaah hahahahahha
Brilliant.

Rec
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breadandwine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-17-10 12:28 PM
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18. Thanks.




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defendandprotect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-19-10 09:20 AM
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21. k/r
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LadyHawkAZ Donating Member (800 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-19-10 09:23 AM
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22. Kicked for the laugh, needed one this morning n/t
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breadandwine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-19-10 01:49 PM
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23. Thanks.



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breadandwine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-20-10 12:34 AM
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24. It's now being reported that Anna Ardin, one of the two women accusers, engaged in additional acts.
She wrote in her blog that there are ways of getting even with a man who cheats on you by putting him in legal jeopardy. WHICH IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.

She also was arrested in Cuba for right wing "subversive activities" and during the period of this whole Wikileaks controversy she was due to visit the West Bank though she apparently cancelled the trip due to the controversy. This has led to absolutely scurrilous charges that she was some sort of operative. The paper she went to and Swedish government officials pushing the rape claim are said to be right wingers and it is even being claimed they have ties to former Bush officials and even Karl Rove.

EVERYONE WHO BELIEVES THIS SHOULD BE ASSASSINATED!!!!!

THE NOTION THAT SHE WAS A RIGHT WING "HONEY POT" ("you can catch more bees with honey than vinegar") or "Juliet agent" is absolutely false. Anyone comparing Anna Ardin to Mata Hari needs to be lined up in front of a firing squad like Julian Assange!!!!!!!!

ALL ASSANGISTS MUST BE APPREHENDED!!




And Assange is the head of a secret terr-uh-ist organization called the:

Assange Symbionese Socialist Humanist Organization for Liberation Espionage!

Better known as:

A.S.S.H.O.LE.

ROUND UP ALL ASSHOLES NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




Swedish authorities initially rejected the complaints of the women because they only complained after they found out that there was another woman besides themselves who had also slept with Assange and because the women were talking about getting money for their story.


THESE OUTRAGEOUS AND SCURRILOUS CHARGES PROVE THAT THE ENTIRE PLANET READING ABOUT ALL THAT IS GUILTY OF ESPIONAGE! ANYONE READING ARDIN'S BLOG NEEDS TO BE ROUNDED UP AND PUT INTO GUANTANAMO BAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And abolish the internet, a known subversive entity!!!!!!!!!!!


it has also been reported that US government officials with access to classified information are even now NOT ALLOWED to read the Wikileaks revelations that are already in the public domain and thus now available from "open source" vehicles such as newspapers.

Are we going to arrest everyone in the government who reads about Wikileaks?

Hell no! Let's arrest the REST of the planet reading Wikileaks INSTEAD!!!

Every newspaper delivery boy on planet earth is now guilty of ESPIONAGE!!!!!!!!


ROUND!
THEM!
UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




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