Texas Passes Bill to Make Some Fish Tales a Crime

[brooklynite]

...because, apparently, all the important issues have been dealt with...

Telling tall tales may be a matter of pride in Texas. But it may soon be against state law to tell one about a fish.

A bill that would make it a misdemeanor — and in some cases a felony — to misrepresent the size, weight or provenance of a fish in a fishing tournament arrived on Gov. Rick Perry’s desk on Wednesday, after passing the State Senate in a unanimous vote on Monday.

Senator Glenn Hegar, a Republican who sponsored the bill, said it was intended to address cheating in high-level bass fishing tournaments, some of which offer tens of thousands of dollars in prizes. In one notorious case in 2009, an angler who entered the Bud Light Trail Big Bass Tournament on Lake Ray Hubbard, east of Dallas, put a one-pound lead weight inside the stomach of the 10.49-pound bass he had entered to win the grand prize, a $55,000 fishing boat.

“Some people are literally taking scissors and cutting off the tail of a fish to make it fit into a certain category,” Mr. Hegar said. “Unfortunately, they’re not playing by the rules.”

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/05/12/us/12fish.html?_r=1&partner=rss&emc=rss

[alfredo]

1. That doesn't need a new law, the cheaters are committing fraud.

[theoldman]

2. Are all fishermen liars or do all liars fish?

There is a big difference between lying and cheating. However if you combine lying with cheating, you are in big trouble.

[DJ13]

3. If they outlaw fish tales the GOP is out of business

[damntexdem]

4. Must have been another of htose "emergency" bills to address a budget deficit.

You know, like requiring sonograms before abortions; or forcing higher-education campuses to allow guns.

[EOTE]

5. My senator is thiiiiis big (___________________________)

of an asshole.