Strap On Condom Invented for Drunk People

[tishaLA]

The Sensis Sheath is being hailed as a beakthrough for all men who have experienced passion-killing delays at the crucial moment.

Mr Thompson, a former carpenter now attendinto an entirely different type of wood, said he gohe idea after unsuccessfully trying to put on an ordinary condom after a night on the town.

He said: 'I couldn't see anything so I tried to open the window to take advantage of the street lights, but I couldn't really see anything. Between the alcohol and the fumbling it was one big flop." (...) http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/862867-strap-on-condom-invented-for-drunk-people


Seriously. If you need a strap on condom, you're just too drunk to fuck. Go to sleep instead.

[Xithras]

1. You know, I have been really, really, really drunk a few times.

Never had a problem putting the condom on.

Seriously, if you're that uncoordinated when you're drunk, what happens when you have to pee? If you can't figure out a condom, I can't imagine the confusion a zipper and button would cause :toast:

Ooh, million dollar business idea...."press and seal" party pants.

[RainDog]

6. "party pants" LOLOLOLOLOLOL

thank you for that laugh.

[cliffordu]

2. Maybe they should build one with a roll cage too......

airbags....

[glowing]

3. How do they get the air out of the tip? little straps is the answer to hold and roll?

Dude, have your girl do it if you are so inept.

[SpiralHawk]

4. Former Carpenter 'Improves' Teh Woody

[HopeHoops]

5. Dubya went to the drug store to buy a pack of condoms, drunk of course....

The clerk said, "That will be a dollar for the three-pack of condoms and six cents for the tax."

Dubya looked at the floor for a minute and then said, "Tacks? So that's how you hold the damn things on."