Heads Up: Donald Trump on live @ 7:00 PM on CNN

[Botany]

:popcorn:

For those of you who enjoy watching train wrecks and that kind of stuff.

Go for it Donny double down on the crazy! Tell the world that you aren't a
racist, Seth Meyers isn't funny, and that you do have a sense of humor.



Trump as he sees himself in a painting @ his Mar-a-Lago holdings.

The madness of King Don :rofl:

This could be live blog worthy.

[Enrique]

1. he WISHES he looked like Dan Quayle n/t

[Liberal_in_LA]

37. hee! n/t

[murielm99]

2. I'll tell you what my brother says about Dan Quayle:

"Men aren't the only ones who marry dumb blondes."

[CanonRay]

3. Why would anyone in their right mind watch this?

Just wondering. I'd rather have needles stuck in my eyes.

[CanonRay]

4. Why would anyone in their right mind watch this?

Just wondering. I'd rather have needles stuck in my eyes.

[Enrique]

11. it's a rare chance to see Trump on TV

he'll have to get over his camera shyness if he wants to be President.

[Raine]

22. Cause it was funny listening to him try to act like he found the jokes

funny, trying to get out of being a racist and his general puffed up ego. :rofl:

[AngryOldDem]

5. I'll be watching Steven Tyler on Dateline.

I like his hair better.

[Vanje]

6. I do not, and never have understood

that hair.
Does it go front to back?
I dont think so.
Does it go back to front?
Does'nt seem to.
Side to side?
Certainly not!

Its a mystery

[checks-n-balances]

He should have enough $ for a decent rug or a hair transplant

Wouldn't ya think? Or maybe he sees something different when he looks into the mirror - whatever the name of that syndrome is...

[madokie]

33. Just plain o asshole works for me

He has the asshole syndrome

[Liberal_in_LA]

38. He spent $$ to get his double chin removed ...but it seems to have reappeared

[Diamonique]

17. It goes back to front to back. That's one LONG hank of hair. nt

[Vanje]

21. Rapunzel! Rapunzel!

"Let down your.........uh.........

[Cirque du So-What]

28. '...pelt'?

Tribble?

[Lars39]

20. Somebody posted a diagram of how Trump fixes his hair.

Wish I'd saved it. Imagine a head pretty much bald except for the sides and back. The hair that is on the sides is long enough to comb up to the top of his head. The hair on the back of his head is very long. He combs it up the back of his head and brings it all the way to his forehead. He then loops it back down across the top of his head and then down the back.

I thought the diagram was just a joke at first, but after studying numerous photos, I think he really does fix it this way. Where's the "ewwww" smiley when you need it?

[blogslut]

36. Like this?

[Lars39]

43. Yes, indeedy! That's the one!

Thanks for finding that! Or did you post it in the first place? :D :hi:

[blogslut]

47. I made it.

Thanks for remembering it. :hi:

[Lars39]

48. Kudos for the fine work!

Your chart solved one of life's little mysteries.:D:thumbsup:

[blogslut]

50. I used to be a hairdresser

I had a client who fashioned his hair like that. I cut his hair so it had the long strips. He wouldn't let me comb it but I watched the process.

[Lars39]

51. lol...The Donald isn't as unique as he thinks he is.:^)

[lunatica]

41. Robin Williams calls it the re-entry hairdo

[GCP]

35. I think it's back to front

Then back again.

[Buns_of_Fire]

49. Yes, yes, and yes. All at the same time.

If I understand the technique correctly, he also has to anchor the strands to his ear hair by way of a very complicated and precise weaving process which has to repeated every six hours by his team of Oompa Loompas (who were also instrumental in teaching Speaker Boner how to achieve that manly shade of orange). Umpa-Lumpa-Dumpa-De-Dump...

[Whisp]

7. his hair in that shot looks like a bicycle racer helmet.

[malaise]

8. Looks like a cricketer

Only thing missing is the bat but I guess that's in batshit crazy? :rofl:

[Raine]

9. THANKS for the heads up ... I'm on it!

:evilgrin:

[immoderate]

10. I used to have a sweater like that.

Just sayin'.

--imm

[hlthe2b]

12. Gawd... that looks like something out of a cheesy 1970s "made for tv"

movie... I cringe seeing that. How could there possibly be that much self-denial in the world?

[LiberalAndProud]

16. I was thinking Harlequin romance cover art.

I'm thinking the same artist was commissioned by both.

[Vanje]

19. Dorian Gray

and the Emperor has no Clothes, strangely combined.

[frazzled]

13. They can't quit him

Like a drunk or a junkie ...

[malaise]

14. On now

Attacking Seth - says the President did better.
Seth was personal

[LiberalAndProud]

18. His hurt feelings are showing.

He'd better grow a thicker skin if he hopes to be President (which he doesn't).

[otohara]

23. Is He Calling Him Names?

again?

[HipChick]

25. the good old.."I have black friends.."

[Botany]

26. he hit the trifecta

Some of best friends are black

Seth Meyers wasn't funny

I do have a sense of humor

[blondeatlast]

44. He didn't, did he? Nevermind, I've no doubt that he did. nt

[HipChick]

24. sidestepping racism and birther issues..

What an arrogant ass..

[Phoenix63]

15. The day the long form was released CNN spent the day

beating up on Trump. From the Birther nonsense to his false claim that CNN had a poll with him leading the race... Wonder if they are going to kiss his ass?

[Raine]

27. "the Donald" was getting all pissed off again

during the phone interview! Too funny :rofl:

[Botany]

29. i liked how he explained to an African American ....

.... how what he was saying wasn't racist and he was just trying to help
the country.

[nolabear]

30. Some painting. Is that an ego in his pocket or is he just glad to see us?

[lunatica]

39. The painting is obviously about the groin area

Everything points to it.

[Vanje]

42. Re: The Painting-

The clouds behind Trump look like a giant flaming gas bag.

[alphafemale]

45. That is the most hilarious trouser snake in forfuckenever

Looks like a Rattler.

[Faygo Kid]

31. I watched Lara Logan instead, and glad I did.

Her story was important. Trump's is not.

[Raine]

34. Do you not know that everyone is NOT in the same time zone as you?

Some of us have hours before 60 minutes comes on. The arrogance of some people on East coast time always gets me, it's like you think that's the only time zone in the world! :mad:

[NYC_SKP]

32. "King Don"? Ummm, "Don King" - "King Don", could it be?

Go ahead, call me crazy, but there's a lot in common going on here.

The hair, look at it.

[cherish44]

40. Ignore them and they'll move on to something else

I refuse to watch tv programs, click on links or buy any publication that give attention to Donald Trump....Don't give them the ratings, they'll just keep doing it! :)

[alphafemale]

46. That. Can't possibly be real. ...right? nt

[bullwinkle428]

52. When did Dan Quayle and a Mattel "Ken doll" have a love child?