'Vanity Fair' wants proof Donald Trump's hair is real

[babylonsister]

http://washingtonscene.thehill.com/in-the-know/36-news/9505-vanity-fair-wants-proof-donald-trumps-hair-is-real

'Vanity Fair' wants proof Donald Trump's hair is real
April 28, 2011, 4:25 pm by Christina Wilkie


"Vanity Fair" magazine is turning the tables on billionaire and potential presidential candidate Donald Trump, cheekily questioning the authenticity of his hair.

A mock "proclamation" Friday on the magazine's website declared, "If Trump intends to declare his candidacy for the presidency, as he has so often threatened, the issue of his comb-over could become a Constitutional matter.

"In the interest of putting this controversy to rest, Vanity Fair demands that Trump release a notarized certificate from a barber proving the veracity of his hair."

"Vanity Fair" goes on to mock the birther movement with its own "balder" movement, or those who doubt that Trump's hair is genuine.

"In the event that significant members of the Balder community question the validity of the (barber's) notarized certificate, we insist that Trump submit to air, wind, and Dutch rub tests to be administered by an independent board-certified hair-care expert that will debunk, once and for all, these corrosive conspiracy theories."

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[deutsey]

1. LOL

:thumbsup:

[Jennicut]

2. So do I. It looks like something died on top of his head and has been there too long.

[Autumn]

3. I think it's a cat with a large tumor growing out

of it's ass. Poor thing needs surgery to remove it, one can see it's very ill.There really is no trump.

[polichick]

4. Excellent! imo it says everything you need to know about him that he thinks...

...he's fooling anyone with that creepy comb-over.

[Vinca]

5. Is there anyone other than his hairdresser who knows what the heck that is?

He got off his helicopter the other day and the even though the blades were still turning, that glob of cotton candy on his head didn't move.

[polichick]

6. Wonder how his wife runs her fingers through it. lol

[Raine]

7. YUCK Trump is really gross, he's so "seedy" looking

just seeing him makes me have to :puke:

[polichick]

9. He has that effect on me too!

[Drunken Irishman]

8. I think it's a comb over...

A really massive one. He's balding, badly, up front, so he's grown the back of his hair really long to comb over the top.

At least that's my take.

He's also very orange.

[RichGirl]

11. Well...it's obvious to me.

That's a comb over that starts with his pubic hair, runs up his back and lands on top of his head.

[Rosa Luxemburg]

10. His hair is made of gold because he is a rich rich casino owner