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dave29 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-10 06:38 PM
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Breaking MSNNBC: President Obama Seen Feasting on Entrails of Republican leadership
Edited on Fri Nov-19-10 06:38 PM by dave29
after surprise visit.

In an abrupt about face, no doubt based on being spurned by his own party, the President, visibly upset, and screaming at his own staff, demanded he be flown to a secret meeting being held by Republican Leadership. Marine One was armed with laser cannons and was seen shortly thereafter flying to a location in Northern Maryland. Upon arriving at the scene, witnesses report the President, who was hanging on to the bottom rail of the helicopter, lept free with at least fifteen feet left to descend, and tore off his shirt, leaving on only belts of ammunition, assault weapons, and a trenchcoat.

He then proceeded to enter the complex, pulling out of his trenchcoat several more automatic weapons he had only a few days previously declared "dangerous and ill advised".

Shots rang out shortly after the President entered the complex and screamed "Can we pass legislation without 60 votes??!!!11, YES WE CAN!!@!!"

The scenes that followed were chaotic, with some reporting Mitch McConnell dove for cover but hit his turtle-shaped head on a desk, knocking himself unconscious. John Boehner reportedly hid behind Eric Cantor who reportedly hid behind incoming Senator Rand Paul, who was already hidden under Mitch McConnell.

The President then mercilessly slaughtered the entire Republican leadership and was seen feasting on their entrails by overhead MSNNBC helicopters.

Victorious against the party of no, the President was last heard screaming "I'm still going to Govern from the middle, you sons of bitches.... THE MIDDLE OF JOHN BOEHNER'S COLD DEAD BODY"

More on this developing story as bizarro world turns.
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Name removed Donating Member (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-10 06:45 PM
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dave29 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-10 06:47 PM
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5. This has nothing to do with you
and everything to do with me being silly at the end of a long Friday. Sorry if I stirred shit up for you.

-D
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asjr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-10 06:48 PM
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6. This is mild-mannered to what we really
feel.
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FrenchieCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-10 07:14 PM
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11. self delete!
Edited on Fri Nov-19-10 07:27 PM by FrenchieCat
:rofl:
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BrklynLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-10 06:45 PM
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2. If only.....
I would settle for just this part...
the President, visibly upset, and screaming at his own staff,
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3waygeek Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-10 06:46 PM
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3. This story is obviously false...
everyone knows that Republicans have no guts.
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crazylikafox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-10 06:48 PM
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7. Best line of the evening. Good one.
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dave29 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-10 06:48 PM
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8. bwahahah
:)

:toast:
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Arctic Dave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-10 06:47 PM
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4. Lol. Nt
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-10 06:51 PM
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9. Republicans feasting on entrails of working class while President urges bipartisanship.
"Pass the liver" is not bipartisanship.
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bluedigger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-10 07:05 PM
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10. Do you know the difference between a fairy tale and a war story?
One starts "Once upon a time..." and the other starts "This ain't no shit, man..."

Please choose one or the other for your story.
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Phx_Dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-19-10 08:51 PM
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12. ROLF!! That headline made me spew my wine!
:rofl:
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