AMERICA EXERCISES RIGHT TO PUNCH ITSELF IN THE NUTS

[hedgehog]

THE United States last night reasserted its hard won freedom to punch itself squarely in the balls.



Across the 50 states proud, angry voters stood on their tidy lawns and gave Barack Obama a bloody nose by repeatedly hammering themselves in the groin with a teapot.

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Logan insisted he was pummelling his gonads with a teapot because Barack Obama had spent more than $20bn turning the White House through 180 degrees until it pointed directly at Mecca.

Julian Cook, professor of freedom at Delingpole University, rejected claims that the Teapot movement is intellectual monkey shit led by manipulative scum and generally followed by people who don't know where Europe is.








http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/international/america-exercises-right-to-punch-itself-in-the-nuts-201011033216/

[Kennah]

1. OMG that's funny

I think Teapotters is funnier than Teabaggers.

[Emillereid]

2. Thanks! I needed the laugh -- first one all day!

[MuseRider]

3. :-) n/t