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Vinca Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-13-09 02:39 PM
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Tabloid Rumor Du Jour re the POTUS
In the line at the grocery store today, I spotted the "Globe" with a headline about Obama having lung cancer, losing weight, chain smoking, etc. While I'm certain this is nothing more than a steaming pile, I have noticed the pitch of Obama's voice seems lower and I have wondered recently how much he's smoking. Hope he's ok.
http://www.globemagazine.com
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-13-09 02:42 PM
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1. Yeah? Well another supermarket tabloid said the Obama's are adopting a baby.
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xultar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-13-09 02:43 PM
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2. I heard that Obama and Whoopi were house hunting.
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Vinca Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-13-09 02:44 PM
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3. LOL - probably so she can nurse him back to health.
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-13-09 02:48 PM
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4. And take care of their alien baby, ET Obama.
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Kaleva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-13-09 02:52 PM
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5. Whose birth certificate says parents are citizens of Kenya.
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-13-09 02:54 PM
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7. Did you know the baby has eight heads?
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SemiCharmedQuark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-13-09 03:12 PM
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13. Only four of the heads are Kenyan though.
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-13-09 03:20 PM
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14. The other 4 are ditherers
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SemiCharmedQuark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-13-09 03:26 PM
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15. and they are all named "that one"
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-13-09 03:28 PM
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16. That One, The Other One, Whateverhisname is, and WTF.
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Hutzpa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-13-09 03:40 PM
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19. I heard different
the baby has eight snake heads.... Medusa. :evilgrin:

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Captain Hilts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-13-09 02:52 PM
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6. Right. I read that. MObama can't get pregnant. I thought she and Oprah were still fighting over Bam
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Golden Raisin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-14-09 04:35 AM
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28. An alien baby
whom they will read the Koran to.
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Jack Rabbit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-13-09 02:57 PM
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8. If everything in supermarket tabloids is believable
. . . then the Clintons would have been divorced years ago.

Supermarket tabloids are about as reliable as a FoxNews crowd count. Well, maybe slightly better than that, but not much,
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FSogol Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-13-09 02:59 PM
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9. Any statement from Elvis? Or Bigfoot? n/t
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-13-09 03:06 PM
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10. Yes, Sarah Palin is an idiot.
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Aramchek Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-13-09 03:06 PM
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11. Obama is an Alien!
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SemiCharmedQuark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-13-09 03:10 PM
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12. Well, WWN was right about Obama running for Pres
Although they had him as the vice presidential candidate with BatBoy in 2020.
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Fire1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-13-09 03:31 PM
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17. Oh, he's kickin em back! One butt at a time!
Edited on Fri Nov-13-09 03:31 PM by Fire1
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SemiCharmedQuark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-13-09 03:32 PM
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18. They want a nice healthy American president like Taft or Cleveland
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Whisp Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-13-09 08:09 PM
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20. or that last blight on humanity... gah.
you made me think about the shithead
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NYC Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-13-09 08:12 PM
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21. Yeah, or Woodrow Wilson:
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Arkana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-13-09 09:43 PM
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22. Yeah, a nice old racist who thought "Birth of a Nation" was historical fact.
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NYC Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-13-09 10:46 PM
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23. Wilson put a policy in place that required federal job applicants
include photos with their applications - to make sure that they didn't accidentally hire any blacks.

Nice guy, huh?
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Arkana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-14-09 01:29 AM
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26. Hard to believe he was the guy who conceived of the League of Nations.
Had he not had a stroke, he might have gotten the Senate to sign onto it, and we'd have the League of Nations now instead of the United Nations.
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Drunken Irishman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-14-09 12:16 AM
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25. Whoa! What is wrong with his teeth!?!
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NYC Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-14-09 01:41 AM
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27. That is what happens when you don't brush
:)

Interesting comment from Dr. Zebra (http://www.doctorzebra.com/prez/g28.htm#5 ):

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Comment: This is relevant to Wilson's later stroke(s) because poor dentition has been suspected to increase the risk of atherosclerotic disease.

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enfield collector Donating Member (821 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-14-09 05:01 PM
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29. didn't realize Wilson was British n/t
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donheld Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-14-09 12:13 AM
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24. Proudly Unrecommend
The source is laughable.
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SKKY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-14-09 05:44 PM
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30. Yea, I also heard Michelle was having an affair...
...with someone the secret service named "Rahm Rod".
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