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zulchzulu (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-29-10 11:54 PM Original message |
Poll question: What should we give Jeff Sessions to make him a happier human being? |
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Mz Pip (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-30-10 12:00 AM Response to Original message |
1. I'd say a lobotomy |
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NBachers (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-30-10 12:09 AM Response to Original message |
2. Sir, are you referring to Jefferson Beauregard Sessions the Thuhd? |
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formercia (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-30-10 08:09 AM Response to Reply #2 |
14. Da Turd, Methinks |
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AtomicKitten (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-30-10 12:12 AM Response to Original message |
3. #2 please. |
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ChicagoSuz219 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-30-10 12:35 AM Response to Original message |
4. A strawberry enema. n/t |
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PlanetBev (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-02-10 01:50 PM Response to Reply #4 |
36. Strawberry, my ass |
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shraby (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-30-10 12:39 AM Response to Original message |
5. Vote him out and give him more time with his family. |
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TheKentuckian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-30-10 06:34 AM Response to Original message |
6. Like most Republicans seem to desire, a strapping young fella to "carry the luggage" |
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emulatorloo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-30-10 11:57 AM Response to Reply #6 |
22. For this one, I think he just would like to own slaves like the old days. |
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TheKentuckian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-01-10 07:25 AM Response to Reply #22 |
32. I was thinking more "Mr Slave" from South Park but your thought is probably not far off either |
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flpoljunkie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-30-10 06:41 AM Response to Original message |
7. And, what's that seemingly perpetual goofy smirk about? |
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lunatica (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-30-10 07:24 AM Response to Original message |
8. Give him elf shoes to go with his pointy ears and cherubic face |
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Nicholas D Wolfwood (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-30-10 07:44 AM Response to Original message |
9. A chainsaw enema. (nt) |
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flpoljunkie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-30-10 07:57 AM Response to Original message |
10. Sessions just said he can't tell from her answers whether Kagan's more like Ruth Bader Ginsberg or |
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Jennicut (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-30-10 07:59 AM Response to Original message |
11. Brain transplant. No other option, dude is not human. |
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Donnachaidh (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-30-10 08:03 AM Response to Original message |
12. a high colonic made entirely of c4. |
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LaurenG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-30-10 08:06 AM Response to Original message |
13. Viagra |
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Sparkly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-30-10 09:08 AM Response to Original message |
15. Cookies. nt |
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WI_DEM (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-30-10 09:19 AM Response to Original message |
16. What he needs is a swift kick in the ass. |
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trayfoot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-30-10 10:49 AM Response to Reply #16 |
18. Thank you wi_dem - my sentiments EXACTLY!!! |
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Boxerfan (710 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-30-10 10:46 AM Response to Original message |
17. Sex toy not on the choices??? |
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KingFlorez (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-30-10 10:55 AM Response to Original message |
19. Plastic surgery |
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Enrique (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-30-10 11:08 AM Response to Original message |
20. lawn jockeys make a great gift |
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Nancy Waterman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-30-10 11:08 AM Response to Original message |
21. A pink slip |
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CTyankee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-30-10 12:16 PM Response to Original message |
23. I voted Other. My choice of what I'd like to give him: a barium enema. |
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abq e streeter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-30-10 12:19 PM Response to Original message |
24. I would think he's pretty happy already---surrounded by enough ignorant racist assholes like himself |
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mikekohr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-30-10 05:42 PM Response to Original message |
25. A Soul |
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mitchum (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-30-10 06:25 PM Response to Original message |
26. A fightin' Mandingo |
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Canuckistanian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-30-10 06:56 PM Response to Original message |
27. Ex-Lax |
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Ikonoklast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-30-10 07:50 PM Response to Original message |
28. A retirement party. |
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jillan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-30-10 07:54 PM Response to Reply #28 |
29. Oh YEAH! |
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tledford (633 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-30-10 08:01 PM Response to Original message |
30. Other. |
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HooptieWagon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-30-10 08:23 PM Response to Original message |
31. Hemorrhoid cream, he has trouble getting his shit to come from the right hole. |
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MurrayDelph (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-01-10 05:18 PM Response to Original message |
33. How about a shampoo enema? |
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Patsy Stone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-01-10 07:35 PM Response to Original message |
34. Hookers and blow. |
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saltpoint (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-01-10 08:09 PM Response to Original message |
35. We could all of us -- each of us individually, I mean -- |
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GoCubsGo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-02-10 07:13 PM Response to Original message |
37. A rattle and a pacificer. |
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BeyondGeography (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-02-10 08:08 PM Response to Original message |
38. I went with (a)...somehow, this has to be dick-related |
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sohndrsmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-02-10 08:46 PM Response to Original message |
39. I don't get it. : ) ... |
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Arkana (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-02-10 11:08 PM Response to Original message |
40. A sulfuric acid enema might do the trick. |
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