My Polish Jesus erection is bigger than your Brazilian Jesus erection

[underpants]

Giant Jesus statue completed in Polish town

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20101106/ap_on_re_eu/eu_poland_giant_jesus


SWIEBODZIN, Poland – A gigantic statue of Jesus that Poles claim is the world's largest rose majestically above a small town on Saturday, as the grandiose dream of (erection) a local priest finally came to pass.

The white statue with outstretched arms and golden crown rising above the western Polish plains in Swiebodzin provides competition to Rio de Janiero's iconic Christ the Redeemer.

"I am extremely proud," (of the ecrection) said Danuta Gordzelewska, a 60-year-old who watched as the statue's head was lowered into place.

"This is the culmination of my life's work as a priest," (of the erection) he told onlookers and reporters who pressed around him.


"I felt inspired to fulfill Jesus' will, and today I give thanks to him for allowing me to fulfill his will." (of the erection)

The priest, wearing a dark coat over his black robe, turned to walk away and local people flocked after him, some shaking his hand. "We thank you! We thank you!" they chanted. (of the erection)




http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20101106/ap_on_re_eu/eu_poland_giant_jesus

[cynatnite]

1. The title alone is worth a K&R!

:rofl:

[TexasObserver]

2. no graven images

[Yeshuah Ben Joseph]

3. I've never had a Polish erection or a Brazillian erection

And as for My Jewish erections...... well that's for Me and Mary Magdalene to know about. ;)

[Angry Dragon]

16. But he said it was your will he was fulfilling

[BolivarianHero]

4. Brazil vs. Poland

One has religious extremists throwing stones at participants in an unsanctioned gay pride parade; the other has a Cardinal who excommunicates people for giving abortions to 10 year-old rape victims.

As far as I'm concerned, when it comes to religious pissing contests, we all lose.

[Canuckistanian]

5. Looks like it went smoothly - no erectile dysfunctions

:rofl:

[Edweird]

6. What you did there...

[demosincebirth]

7. You have put words in there (just to inflame) that are not in the original piece.

[Turbineguy]

8. Yes indeed

that is a prominent erection.

[and-justice-for-all]

9. If jeebus was here, he would be disgusted..

at the churches consumption of wealth and their monsterous status to him. jeebus wanted no part of any of that crap.

But then again, jeebus never exited in the first place so none of this really matters.

[Bozita]

10. Tom Monaghan's first pizza place was about a mile away from this ...

I'm betting he had a hand in the two projects in Poland and Brazil.

[MattSh]

17. Not likely...

Since the one in Brazil was finished in 1931.

[sarcasmo]

11. Thought this was going to be about sausage.

[notesdev]

12. I thought it was going to be about waxing

the Polish version is where they stick the hair back on...

[Iggo]

13. It's...it's...it's...

...BONERIFIC!!!

[Ezlivin]

14. Is it the Second Coming of Jesus?

It's deja vu all over again.

[felix_numinous]

15. They better have big enough lightening rods

you know what happened to the touchdown Jesus...

http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2010-06-15-touchdown-jesus-fire_N.htm

[jmowreader]

18. That priest better watch himself

They haven't started rebuilding Big Butter Jesus yet. They can top those Poles with good old-fashioned American know-how.

[sakabatou]

19. Does either one come with a wax?