Mayor Emanuel

[Wetzelbill]

Ok I know everybody is gearing up for the election, but here is a bit of comic relief to take the edge off. The Mayor Emanuel twitter account is one of the funniest I've ever seen. Last night's tale of Rahm on a candy-corn induced sugar high that led into a bizarre spirit world experience had me rolling. Great stuff. -WB

Rahm Emanuel
@MayorEmanuel Chicago, IL
Your next motherfucking mayor. Get used to it, assholes.

@MayorEmanuel Rahm Emanuel
Holy fuck, I've eaten so much candy corn that I think I can see through motherfucking time!

@MayorEmanuel Rahm Emanuel
Caught in a fucking candy-corn haze. Jean Baptiste Point du Sable and Papa Bear Hallas are dancing. Axelrod's mustache sings like an angel.

@MayorEmanuel Rahm Emanuel
John Belushi and Harold Washington are swimming in the river. Their bodies bleed together in the dark murk of the water. FUCKING BEAUTIFUL.

@MayorEmanuel Rahm Emanuel
I look out the window and the Hancock and the Sears reach out and kiss each other tenderly. My fucking tears taste like celery salt.

@MayorEmanuel Rahm Emanuel
The stars are red and the sky is striped with blue. I baptize myself in the lake's frigid waters. I AM REFUCKINGBORN.


http://twitter.com/MayorEmanuel

[marmar]

1. LOL.......

But he's gonna find whoever created it and f**k em up.

[Wetzelbill]

2. nobody will be surprised

when the person who created that account suddenly disappears.

[joeybee12]

4. I foresee broken kneecaps in that persno's future...nt

[MidwestRick]

3. ROFL

over 3,000 followers. Too funny.

[Wetzelbill]

6. I spent a few hours the other day

reading the whole thing. Hysterical.

[Wetzelbill]

5. "Axelrod's mustache sings like an angel."

That line effing kills me!

[Wetzelbill]

7. Axelrod just came over with a fuck-it bucket of chicken.

This night just got a whole motherfucking lot better.