George W. Bush's MEMOIR Starts with Him Being a DRUNK

[Segami]

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" Decision Points, the world's most anticipated political memoir by George W. Bush ever is about to hit shelves. And the Drudge Report has offered up a preview! The first chapter opens up with George W. Bush as an alcoholic.


According to Drudge:


"It was a simple question, 'Can you remember the last day you didn't have a drink?'"
So begins President George W. Bush in the opening chapter <"Quitting"> from the most anticipated book of the season, the DRUDGE REPORT can reveal.
The book also "details how he bonded with Crown Prince Abdullah of Saudi Arabia—and a magical bird!" (One of the many things this book has in common with Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix.)


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[gateley]

1. '... the world's most anticipated political memoir..."???

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Segami]

2. LOL! Exactly!

[Stinky The Clown]

3. Well now, something new to add to the Charmin shelf.

[WinkyDink]

4. A "memoir" to avoid the scrutiny attached to an actual autobiography.

[pgodbold]

5. Oh goodie! A bush story that starts in a gutter. Maybe it ends there too!!

[butterfly77]

6. And ends with

him being drunk and medicated..

[dave29]

7. More compelling than "My Pet Goat"

only time will tell

[Segami]

10. But apparently he " bonded with a Magical bird ". Goats seem to be out.

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[Historic NY]

8. Does this mean we have to be drunk to understand it also?...

I hate slurred writing, done some myself.

[no_hypocrisy]

9. Elmer Gantry was drunk.

He was eloquently drunk, lovingly and pugnaciously drunk. He leaned against the bar of the Old Home Sample Room, the most gilded and urbane saloon in Cato, Missouri, and requested the bartender to join him in "The Good Old Summer Time," the waltz of the day.


Hmmmmmm, I've heard this story before . . . .

[SpiralHawk]

11. Commander AWOL's pre-election atTacK: book & pubic appearances at Rangers-Giants

As Bush said himself, he's just back in the limelight for a Teensy Political & Sales Twinkle to catapult some propaganda -- then he's slouching back to his AWOL hidey hole to savor, um, his sobriety.

[pacalo]

12. Who's going to buy up all the copies to make it #1?!

Save a few copies for any dishers willing to read it in order to report the hilarious excerpts!

:rofl:

[Fly by night]

13. Actually the book starts with Bush describing how he sobered up.

For evidence to the contrary, visit this DU thread:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x8497298

[Segami]

15. This was according to Drudge

[Bozita]

14. ... and ends up with him being a dope

[Jackpine Radical]

16. Why does he start with the drunkenness?

Because he can't remember anything before that.

[bullwinkle428]

17. Highly discounted copies will be flooding the shelves of the Half-Price

Bookstore by Easter!

[Segami]

18. LOL!Easter??? You're being too kind. Maybe more like Thanksgiving just in time for the

BIG TURKEY giveaway!

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[HopeHoops]

19. He still IS a drunk! Where's the news in that?