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G_j Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-16-10 09:01 PM
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Why Do Those Disgusting, Anti-Social Hippies Still Exist in America??
Edited on Sat Oct-16-10 09:13 PM by G_j
warning, RW Christian "hippie punching" Satire:

http://christwire.org/2010/10/why-do-hippies-still-exis... /

Why Do Hippies Still Exist in America?

October 14, 2010 by Stephenson Billings
Filed under Faith Links, Featured, Heathens Against Holiness, Left Wing Conspiracy, Moral Alerts, Values & Lifestyle


From televised street protests to suburban shopping malls, its a shocking sight to see groups of ragged, longhaired hippies still prowling the American landscape. Once thought of as a temporary youth trend, these anti-societal, marijuana-loving civil liberation types have proven surprisingly resilient. Their hatred of Christian-American patriotism continues to be one of their most recognizable traits. As a new generation is indoctrinated into this lifestyle, the risk they pose to this nations foundation of morality is once again reaching a critical level.

The fact that a teenage fashion fad from the 1960s has survived this long is stunning. These are people who have managed to deny every positive cultural change of the last 50 years. Loathe to contribute to our domestic economy, they have long eschewed the acceptable consumerism so vital for our engines of growth despite the diversity of affordable products available to every citizen. They avoided the raw masculinity and progressive politics of the Reagan years. They turned their backs on the groundswell of Judeo-Christian faith that has dominated this country since the 80s. In post 9/11 era, they were one of the few holdouts against the flowering of pro-American nationalism so crucial in a time of terror and war. Tragically, they played the role of useful idiots for our enemies in Europe, the Middle East and even in China. They banged their drum circles outside the White House when President Bush planned to take down the worst dictators of the Middle East. They protested against the imprisonment of our most dangerous terrorist enemies at home and in prisons abroad. They fought against profiling and advanced interrogation techniques, they organized secret radical cells on very own soil and they have clogged countless courts with their endless attempts to derail our democracy of moral decency.

Even worse, they have lured a new generation into the tactics of perpetual protest. As martyrs, enemies and agitators, they represent the antithesis of Constitutional Americanism. They are against every tradition that has made this country great and have nothing to offer in a constructive or positive sense. They want to tear our world apart so that they may dance in the shadow of our crumbling faith. And in that darkness, hidden away from common sense and ethical living, they engage in the most vile, bestial acts. Sexual liberation leading to multiple partners, orgies, homosexuality, lesbianism, voyeurism, teen sex and chemically-fueled perversion are all part of their plan. They have perverted medical science and our legal system to such an extent that deadly street drugs like marijuana are now decriminalized and available to our children at any bus stop. They have no compunction against teaching our young to rebel and to hate, to despise Christian teachings and to avoid the responsibility we all have towards our Creator. Instead, they worship Mother Gaia and her tree faeries, witchcraft, the cult of self-indulgence, masturbation, and any form of abuse. They take great pride in spreading their foul disease to young and old alike, drawing blood oaths from the innocent or feeble-minded, anyone to grow their political numbers and push this country closer to a socialist dictatorship.

Hippies are predominantly white and they have used that unfairly to their political advantage. They appear at PTA meetings and town events pretending to represent normal society. They avoid police stops on our roads by tucking their long hair back into their shirts and driving moderately, no matter what incredible amounts of mind-bending psychotropics they have just ingested. Under the radar of sturdy Americanism, they live out a prolonged adolescence where the they chase a nightmarish list of kicks: marijuana, hashish, LSD, heroin, magic mushrooms, ice, nitrous oxide, crystal meth, Oxycotton, opium, Nexus, MDMA, GHB, mescaline and more. Spending all their time in this balmy, criminal world, they know nothing of hard work. Instead, the adult hippie will resolve every complex life dilemma with a bong hit. Whether its at music concerts, watching television shows or even on the internet, they float by in a perpetual purple haze seeking highs from nudity and corporeal violation, profanity and slovenliness, entirely divorced from manliness and decency.

..too much more...
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Bluzmann57 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-16-10 09:07 PM
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1. Ok. I have another question.
If the "hippies" are all messed up because of drugs, what is the authors excuse? Sounds to me like he's been taking more powerful drugs than he is writing about. Either that or he is living in some world that very few people inhabit, one which has pink skies and "Leave it to Beaver" is the norm.
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EmilyKent Donating Member (753 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-16-10 09:09 PM
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2. You need to label satire on here.
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G_j Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-16-10 09:14 PM
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5. done
thanks
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beam me up scottie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-16-10 09:48 PM
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21. Thanks.
Some of us live in places where this could pass as a well written editorial. A very well written editorial- that's the only thing that gives it away.
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Cirque du So-What Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-16-10 09:11 PM
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3. The touch, the feel of Oxycotton
the fabric of our lives :crazy:
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beam me up scottie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-16-10 09:11 PM
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4. "Oxycotton" ? Really?
:rofl:
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virgogal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-16-10 09:20 PM
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9. Yeah,you put it in your ears.
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beam me up scottie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-16-10 09:41 PM
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17. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Well, that explains a lot. :)
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Curmudgeoness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-16-10 09:15 PM
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6. Oh, this is too funny. I laughed till I cried. Oh no, don't tell me,
this is for real????

My favorite quote (although I did not look for the "too much more":

"Loathe to contribute to our domestic economy, they have long eschewed the acceptable consumerism so vital for our engines of growth despite the diversity of affordable products available to every citizen."

Yahoo, give me lots of shit I don't want or need, all courtesy of China.
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Gabi Hayes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-16-10 09:16 PM
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7. not only was jesus a hippie, he was a COMMunist! and worst of all.....
a JEW!!!!!!
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scarletwoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-16-10 09:17 PM
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8. C'mon! This has GOT to be satire!
...they have long eschewed the acceptable consumerism so vital for our engines of growth despite the diversity of affordable products available to every citizen

DAMN you hippies! You're not buying enough shit from China! How unAmerican can you get?

They have perverted medical science and our legal system to such an extent that deadly street drugs like marijuana are now decriminalized and available to our children at any bus stop.

Wait. What? How come *I* can't find any pot around here? Apparently I need to hang around the school kids...

They avoid police stops on our roads by tucking their long hair back into their shirts and driving moderately...

Shame on all you moderate drivers! You're just trying to fool decent right-thinking Christians into thinking that you're... uh... moderate drivers.

Good grief! How do people this paranoid manage to even dress themselves?

Wheeeeew!
sw
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G_j Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-16-10 09:21 PM
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11. I added "Satire"
though I didn't see it overtly stated. These days.. it gets hard to tell, but it has to be...?
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scarletwoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-16-10 09:25 PM
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14. Yup, definitely hard to tell these days.
I'd like to think it's satire, but it IS hard to know for sure!
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G_j Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-16-10 09:30 PM
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15.  Anyone actually that stupid wouldn't have a site that well designed
Edited on Sat Oct-16-10 09:31 PM by G_j
"You know how you know christwire is satire?
Anyone actually that stupid wouldn't have a site that well designed."


a quote I found in the DU archives.
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scarletwoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-16-10 09:41 PM
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16. LOL I admit I didn't click on the link, so many external links make my computer freeze up these days
I tend to only click on links to sites I already know will work for me.
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ProudDad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-16-10 09:20 PM
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10. Very funny!!! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
I represent that remark...
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ProudDad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-16-10 09:21 PM
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12. Not only that...
but all of those hippies are getting it on with your christianist little daughters!!!

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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ProudDad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-16-10 09:24 PM
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13. Nexus?
Is that one of those fancy cars that Honda makes?

And boy, howdy, don't I WISH we could get Purple Haze again!!!
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Curmudgeoness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-16-10 09:46 PM
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18. It finally got to me, I was too curious and had to click the link.
Is it satire or not, I still can't tell for sure. But this just can't be real. The author is: "Stephenson Billings is an Investigative Journalist, Motivational Children's Party Entertainer and Antique Soda Bottle Collector all in one special, blessed package!"

Really? This has got to be for entertainment purposes. But...it is entertaining.
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tulsakatz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-16-10 09:46 PM
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19. I have one question........
...where is he seeing all of these hippies? I might want to join them.......

I seldom see anyone anymore who would qualify as hippie-like in either dress or cultural issues. Some may admit (myself included) that they use to be a hippie but there are few that still call themselves hippie today.
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OutNow Donating Member (538 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-17-10 02:27 AM
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24. Eugene Saturday Market of course
or any concert of festival in Oregon or southern California.

PS. No need to pack your tie-dye, you can buy all you need here.
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tulsakatz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-17-10 03:52 AM
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25. you know, I've heard a lot of cool things about Oregon.......
...it sounds like a great place to live!! It certainly beats the fundamentalist bible belt here in Oklahoma!!
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G_j Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-17-10 09:23 AM
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26. they are quite a few
here in WNC, all ages too.
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Gman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-16-10 09:47 PM
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20. Hippies at PTA meetings??
"At least he is not a book burner, you Nazi cow."

(from Field Of Dreams)
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HillbillyBob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-16-10 09:59 PM
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22. I guess I am a hippy we are working toward producing our
own power and tell the electric co to unplug our house.
We have so far cut energy needs, we do buy local as much as we can.
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-16-10 10:16 PM
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23. Hippies? Bah! I'm much more worried about Hell's Grannies


and vicious Keep Left signs



:D :hi:

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