"The Cocaine in My Butt is Not Mine" Defense (but the weed is?)

[kpete]

The Cocaine in My Butt is Not Mine

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When the bag fell to the ground, Roberts immediately said, according to the report, “The white stuff is not mine, but the weed is.” He then stated that his friend had borrowed the vehicle before and he saw the cocaine on the passenger seat when he was pulled over.

Read more: http://www.bradenton.com/2010/10/01/2619858/police-man-claims-cocaine-found.html#ixzz119JHxfbA

[treestar]

1. The cops probably hear that every day

"It's not mine." then how did it get into your butt?

[no_hypocrisy]

2. Jesus, not another Paris Hilton story.

Let's get back to "real" news.

[ProdigalJunkMail]

3. not nearly as effective as the 'Chewbacca Defense' n/t

[naaman fletcher]

4. If you read the actual storyf..

It is just a sensationalist headline. He didn't have it up his butt, just in his pants.

[ProdigalJunkMail]

5. eh you're taking all the fun out of it n/t

[FirstLight]

6. did his friend put it in there?

:rofl: that is too funny!

[Orrex]

7. Tell me that I'm not the only one who was hoping that this was about our esteemed Chief Justice.

[foxfeet]

8. It wasn't just cocaine; it was crack.

Had to be said.

[TheMightyFavog]

9. Come here....

:spank:

[TheCowsCameHome]

10. Butt this should be an easy case to crack........

[Historic NY]

11. The magical anus.

[Warren Stupidity]

12. end the stupid drug war now. nt