Drugs found in man's buttocks isn't his.

[The Backlash Cometh]

Manatee sheriff: Man says cocaine in his buttocks isn’t his


MANATEE — A search of a 25-year-old man following a traffic stop Wednesday morning revealed one bag of marijuana and one bag of cocaine in the driver’s buttocks, according to the Manatee County Sheriff’s Office. The driver said only the marijuana belonged to him.

Raymond Stanley Roberts was pulled over at 8:40 a.m. in the 500 block of 63rd Avenue East. Approaching the Hyundai, deputies said they could smell a strong odor of marijuana coming from the vehicle, according to the report.

After writing a speeding ticket, one of the deputies asked Roberts if he smoked marijuana and when had he done it last. According to the arrest report, Roberts replied that he smoked the night before and there was nothing in the car. He then told the two deputies to search the car.

While searching Roberts’ person, deputies felt a soft object in his buttocks. The report said Roberts then said, “Let me get it,” and pulled out a clear plastic bag of marijuana weighing 4.5 grams.

He was then asked if he was holding anything else, and Roberts said no.

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[Warpy]

1. "I have no idea how that got in there!"

is one of the most frequent lines heard in hospital emergency rooms.

[gratuitous]

8. Were your buttocks with you at all times today?

Did anyone else handle your buttocks, or ask you to carry something in your buttocks for them?

[whathehell]

11. LOL! ..and be careful not leave your buttocks unattended...Any unsecured buttocks

will be turned over to the police".

[DevonRex]

15. Did you pack your buttocks yourself or did someone else pack your buttocks for you?

:rofl:

[whathehell]

18. I know..That line made my day! n/t

[DevonRex]

20. Your post and the ones above it just totally cracked me up.

Better than any cartoon could have done. :hi:

[whathehell]

25. Thanks, DevonRex!

..Nice to get some positive feedback!:hi:

P.S. Who's the cute guy in your profile?

[The Backlash Cometh]

24. Did you leave your buttocks unattended?

[TheIdiot]

27. Also frequently heard on COPS:

I musta grabbed somebody else's pants... under-pants!

[rfranklin]

2. What about the handgun and the suitcase?

Is he gonna try to tell us those weren't his?

[MiddleFingerMom]

3. That ain't MY shit !!!!!!!!!!!!! n/t

[marmar]

4. Friends don't let friends carry their drugs in their asses.

Remember that.

[Mr_Jefferson_24]

5. I'm recommending this just on the strength...

...of your subject line, which I'd like to formally and officially nominate as BEST EVER!!!!

[asdjrocky]

6. Once you start sticking it up your ass...

you have a problem.

[TheCowsCameHome]

7. Then who's buttocks were they?

Is someone missing an ass?

[slackmaster]

9. If the cops had looked more carefully, they might have found crack between those buttocks

:nuke:

[dogday]

10. Someone must of rammed that up my ass when I wasn't looking!

ok that makes sense to me..... :shrug:

[NJmaverick]

12. "and one bag of cocaine in the driver’s buttocks, "

Would that make it crack cocaine? :silly:

[Dr.Phool]

13. Actually, it was.

http://www.bradenton.com/2010/10/01/2619858/police-man-claims-cocaine-found.html

While searching Roberts’ person, deputies felt a soft object in his buttocks. The report said Roberts then said, “Let me get it,” and pulled out a clear plastic bag of marijuana weighing 4.5 grams.

He was then asked if he was holding anything else, and Roberts said no.

Deputies then felt another soft object in the same area and pulled it out through the exterior of Roberts’ shorts. The object was a bag with 27 pieces of rock cocaine weighing 3.5 grams, the report stated.

When the bag fell to the ground, Roberts immediately said, according to the report, “The white stuff is not mine, but the weed is.” He then stated that his friend had borrowed the vehicle before and he saw the cocaine on the passenger seat when he was pulled over.


Read more: http://www.bradenton.com/2010/10/01/2619858/police-man-claims-cocaine-found.html#ixzz118mxuMjt

[pipi_k]

14. Now I know where to look next time I can't find my cellphone n/t

[Initech]

16. Did you pack your ass yourself?

[Warren DeMontague]

17. Your tax dollars at work:: Checking people's butts for unapproved chemical mind-alterants.

I'm sorry, but aren't there some real criminals we could catch? If this guy was driving under the influence, charge him with that.

[BurtWorm]

19. Head found in man's buttocks is his.

[DevonRex]

21. *snort*

:rofl:

[geek tragedy]

22. This isn't an Onion headline? nt

[Forkboy]

23. Crack cocaine.

[Ezlivin]

26. Those aren't pillows!

N/T

[MrScorpio]

28. I thought that possession is nine/tenths of the law.

If not, I'm sure that law enforcement was quite happy to hand his ass back to him.

[spanone]

29. isn't his buttocks?

[S Calawag]

30. I guess better buttocks than bollocks

:silly: :D

[WeekendWarrior]

31. This, to my mind, just points to the absurdity of drug laws. nt

[Canuckistanian]

32. Don't you HATE when that happens?

I know I do.