Got "Earth (the book)" yesterday and cracked up just flipping through it for 20 minutes

[underpants]

A Visitor's Guide to the Human Race- it is a textbook for aliens

Just like "America (the book)" it has a stamp on the inside cover THIS BOOK IS THE PROPERTY OF:
with GALAXY _______
CONSTELLATION ______
STAR ________
and a note "Out of consideration for your fellow aliens, this book may only be removed from Earth for two weeks at a time."

The Contents page features Chapter 7 Religion with a picture of a Buddha bong accompanying it

Chapter 2 LIFE - a picture of George Clooney "This is the genetic code for the mischievous twinkle behind George Clooney's eyes. If you replicate nothing else, replicate this"

Was it Alive?
Virus
Robots
Bernie
Fetus Arguments for :Oh boy, Here we go. Arguments against:Seriously. We're not getting into this right now.

Chapter 7 Religion. There is a Last Supper picture under the heading "Taboos" with the following people in the Last Supper painting- Streisand, Martha Stewart, Ali, Gandhi, Kirstie Allie, Prince, Mitt Romney, and Jeffrey Dahmer

There is nudity in the book which is why it is not available at Walmart (like the first book) including a half nude picture of Larry King half length wise and there IS LENGTH :wow:

and the final teaser
a "The Diarrhea of Anne Frank" Playbill program

[eilen]

1. I just picked this up for my son at B&N nt