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Stinky The Clown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-22-10 09:15 PM
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How long until Johnny McCain is found by police, naked, on his lawn, wearing his flight helmet . . .
. . . . shaking his fist and yelling at the moon?
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Missy Vixen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-22-10 09:16 PM
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1. Please, God, let me live to see it
Let me also have the financial ability to buy enough alcohol to wipe that image off my brain pan. Permanently.

:woohoo:
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Ken Burch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-22-10 09:18 PM
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5. You'll need five or six Mindbleachtinis to achieve that.
(it might be easier just to gouge out your eyes, though...)
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Missy Vixen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-22-10 09:50 PM
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16. I'm thinking a wire barbecue brush to the brain pan would do it
I'll get some of those Mindbleachtinis ready, though.

Olives, or onions?

:toast:
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Ken Burch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-22-10 09:54 PM
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17. Both.
Edited on Wed Sep-22-10 10:02 PM by Ken Burch
And a tiny piece of Brillo.

And you'll want a Xanax chaser as well.
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Stinky The Clown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-22-10 09:55 PM
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18. Do you know that if you google "Mindbleachtinis" . . . . . .
You get one hit: This thread! :)
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Ken Burch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-22-10 10:01 PM
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19. Well, we're always on the cutting edge here at DU!
The cutting edge of WHAT, I'm not always sure, but still...
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True_Blue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-23-10 12:50 AM
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25. Maybe in Nov
The teabaggers here were threatening to stay home in Nov. Let's hope they keep that promise.
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Ken Burch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-22-10 09:16 PM
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2. Well, make sure you're there to get footage for YouTube when it happens.
(and do some teeny, tiny mosaic blocs for, well, the area of shrinkage...)
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DJ13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-22-10 09:18 PM
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4. If you do that we wont see his face
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-22-10 09:18 PM
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3. soon, no doubt, and this post gives me an excuse to post this...
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-22-10 09:18 PM
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6. Which lawn?
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Ken Burch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-22-10 09:19 PM
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9. Please God, let it be Caribou Barbie's
That way, he'll knock himself out when he falls and hits his head on the permafrost!
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-23-10 07:36 AM
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37. lol n/t
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tabatha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-22-10 09:19 PM
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7. K&R

:rofl:

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RKP5637 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-22-10 09:19 PM
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8. He'd have to get an oversize one, his head's too big anymore, old one won't fit! n/t
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CoffeeCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-22-10 09:23 PM
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10. Best post title, EVA!!
Hilarious.

John McCain is so batshit crazy. That comes through loud and clear. My guess is that he's
been naked on his lawn wearing his flight helmet many, many times.

We just haven't heard about it.
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gratuitous Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-22-10 09:27 PM
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11. Night before last, why do you ask?
It never gets reported, but that was like, the third time this month.
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AnArmyVeteran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-22-10 09:34 PM
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12. He is mentally disturbed. Can you imagine McCain & Palin as leaders?
It's frightening to think of how much they would have destroyed our country. Both are dishonest mental midgets.
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lunatica Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-22-10 09:41 PM
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13. Stinky, you make it impossible not to click on your titles!
LOL!
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Stinky The Clown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-22-10 09:50 PM
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15. ..
Its a clown thing! :)

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unblock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-22-10 09:49 PM
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14. AGAIN??
what makes you think this hasn't happened already several times?

:evilgrin:
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Trocadero Donating Member (892 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-23-10 12:53 AM
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26. I think in happened at the reporters' barbecue. *snort*
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Blue Owl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-22-10 10:31 PM
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20. Not long -- first let him finish his latest tweet to Snooki
n/t
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guitar man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-22-10 10:40 PM
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21. You mean again?
:rofl:
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B Calm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-23-10 02:23 AM
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31. You took the words out of my mouth. Wasn't it about 6 or 7 yrs ago. . .
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Historic NY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-23-10 12:42 AM
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22. Which lawn, at which house?
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SmileyRose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-23-10 05:05 AM
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35. LOL
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pinboy3niner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-23-10 12:47 AM
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23. Didn't that already happen last week? nt
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glinda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-23-10 12:48 AM
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24. count down to head implosion....five... four... three....
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laughingliberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-23-10 12:59 AM
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27. ROFL! Surprised we haven't seen it yet! nt
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-23-10 01:19 AM
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28. Old man yells at imaginary demons
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NoSheep Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-23-10 03:13 PM
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38. Great cartoon!
:o
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-23-10 01:25 AM
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29. Soon
Edited on Thu Sep-23-10 01:27 AM by Swamp Rat
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msanthrope Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-23-10 02:13 AM
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30. That happens, I'll start considering to believe in a god. n/t
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FreeState Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-23-10 03:12 AM
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32. Not soon enough n/t
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MajorChode Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-23-10 04:35 AM
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33. How could he be naked if he's wearing his flight helmet?
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mfcorey1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-23-10 04:59 AM
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34. The mere image in my mind is more than I can take!!!! n/t
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old mark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-23-10 05:19 AM
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36. I think that has already happened and was covered up. Seriously, after seeing his
rant at that reporter over DADT ("That is not the policy"), I think he should be sitting in a dayroom somewhere quiet, wrapped in a blanket and highly medicated, watching Opran reruns.
Butterscotch pudding today, Johnny, won't that be nice?

mark
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