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scheming daemons Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-14-10 09:15 PM
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According to Kinsey, 97% of men and 67% of women have masturbated in the past year
Most of the other 3% and 33% respectively are lying.


Christine O'Donnell considers masturbation to be adultery.


I hope she gets all of the non-masturbators to vote for her.


All 17 of them.


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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-14-10 09:16 PM
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1. Better stay the hell out of Delaware.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-14-10 11:55 PM
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33. HEY I'm from Delaware and even I enjoy THAT from time to time
so THERE!
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Touchdown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-15-10 04:10 AM
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42. I agree. If I was stuck in Delaware, I'd have no interest in... that!
:evilgrin:
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flamingdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-14-10 09:16 PM
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2. As Austin Powers says:
YEAH BAAABYY!!
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Cant trust em Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-14-10 09:17 PM
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3. Raise your hand if you've done it.
The OTHER hand.
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USArmyParatrooper Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-14-10 09:21 PM
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6. I'm typing one handed right now.
It's a skill I developed over time.
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cliffordu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-14-10 09:23 PM
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7. switch hands and gain a stroke.....
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donheld Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-14-10 11:53 PM
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32. Are you kidding?
:hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi:
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carlyhippy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-14-10 09:20 PM
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4. aah, but is she master of her domain??
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The Straight Story Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-14-10 09:21 PM
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5. When I do, I think about myself
damn - I am good :)
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-14-10 09:31 PM
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9. SCHEDULING TSS FOR ASS KICKING
NOW I HAVE THAT F***ING SONG IN MY HEAD
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Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-14-10 09:25 PM
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8. What percentage of those men are circumcised?
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Liberal_Stalwart71 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-14-10 09:32 PM
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10. I'm a woman and I score 100%!!!!! n/t
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-14-10 09:33 PM
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11. How old is that study?
I wonder if more gender parity has been achieved over the last few decades.
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scheming daemons Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-14-10 09:36 PM
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13. Good point... lots of advancements in sexual toys

;-)
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shireen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-14-10 09:36 PM
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12. SINNERS! BURN IN HELL!
:P

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AwakeAtLast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-14-10 09:39 PM
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14. Hmmm, so she would have won "The Contest"
all I can say is, "I'm out, baby, I'm out!" :D


:rofl:

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flyarm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-14-10 09:39 PM
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15. Hand Check!!!!!!!!!!!..eom
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-14-10 09:41 PM
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17. I can't. I've gone blind.
:D
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flyarm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-14-10 09:42 PM
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19. seeing eye dog for you! lol!!
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Minnesota_Lib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-14-10 10:21 PM
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30. My parents warned me about that...so I told them I'll just do it until I need glasses
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flyarm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-14-10 09:41 PM
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16. dupe
Edited on Tue Sep-14-10 09:41 PM by flyarm
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CTLawGuy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-14-10 09:41 PM
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18. I hope progressives realize
that their differences with Obama and the Democrats are petty and minor compared to their differences with Ms. "masturbation is bad"; and I hope they consider that this person could be in the US Senate.
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Withywindle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-14-10 09:42 PM
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20. At least it's sex with someone you love. n/t
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scheming daemons Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-14-10 09:53 PM
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22. Not always true... some people hate themselves.... (does that make it sexual assault?)
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Withywindle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-14-10 09:58 PM
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24. Only if you didn't consent.
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Lilith Velkor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-14-10 10:06 PM
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26. Unless you like that sort of thing.
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liberal N proud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-14-10 09:42 PM
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21. All hands on the keyboard now
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chollybocker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-15-10 04:15 AM
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43. Ah.
Wuh?
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Historic NY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-14-10 09:56 PM
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23. Adultery? Oh cheating on Rosey Palm..
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BlueJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-14-10 10:02 PM
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25. I'm quite fond of "The funny Feeling"
:)
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mkultra Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-14-10 10:11 PM
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27. Its true, i did it in the shower this morning.
:)
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TexasObserver Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-14-10 10:14 PM
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28. Her campaign will not have a happy ending.
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Justitia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-15-10 03:29 AM
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39. For The Win
:rofl:
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Minnesota_Lib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-14-10 10:15 PM
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29. I feel a song coming on....take it away Monty! (Python's "Every Sperm is Sacred" )
Edited on Tue Sep-14-10 10:17 PM by Minnesota_Lib
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0kJHQpvgB8


Maybe she could make this her official campaign song....
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proteus_lives Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-14-10 10:37 PM
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31. I'm reminded of a joke: 7 out 10 men admit to masturbating....
And 3 out of 10 men are fucking liars.
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Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-14-10 11:57 PM
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34. What is with the 30% gap in masterbation numbers?
I didn't know we had a gap!

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Codeine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-14-10 11:59 PM
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35. I'm shocked that many DON'T!
Who the hell doesn't masturbate?
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kimi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-15-10 12:18 AM
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36. You all are making me laugh too much
to do what I need to - uh, never mind. :D
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hfojvt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-15-10 12:34 AM
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37. that's kinda hard to believe
for one thing 2.6% of the male population is over age 80, and another 14% is under the age of 10.

Also, I would think that more people are having intercourse.
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sohndrsmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-15-10 03:02 AM
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38. Oh good grief... you are SO right. Isn't the "data" irrelevant (or
at least not meaningful in any way, on any level) unless the question asked is somehow measured against something verifiable (like voting records/trends, etc.)...

I'm not really as grumpy as I sound - it's just so silly to me... Wonder why this odd woman O'Donnell (sp?) picks this particular deadly sin (lust?) over the other six. It's a physical process (not unlike a sneeze, now that I think about it) in response to signals from hormones, the brain, what have you... (not unlike eating because the body signals it's hungry... or drinking because the body signals it's need for hydration).

Why are we (well, some of us <g>,) so obsessed with imposing moral levels to so many things - seemingly for no other reason than to feel superior by demeaning or labeling those who disagree or practice outside our "code" of "goodness" as bad and _wrong_.

What makes it all the more obviously ridiculous is the glaringly high percentage of the "moral" elites (ha) who are found to practice nothing they so bullishly preach. What's up with that?

Okay, rant over.. : ). But then again - how sad is it to think that women may be, in these times, uncomfortable with honesty on this issue (which I agree is the reason for the discrepancy - even if it wasn't such a goofy study to begin with).

17? Hah! What a cynic you are.... hee. I'd say maybe 6. On a bad day... : )
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MajorChode Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-15-10 03:52 AM
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40. 90% of statistics are bullshit
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smalll Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-15-10 03:59 AM
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41. I resent Christine O'Donnell talking about masturbation --
1) she's a woman

2) she's so hot (sorry, but she is) --

unlike the rest of us unwashed masses who are not hot women, she can call for sex from others whenever she wants it. If I had her gender and her looks, I wouldn't ever need to go solo either!

:shrug:
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tomm2thumbs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-15-10 04:19 AM
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44. oh come all ye faithful - didn't she get the lyrics?


the rest of us got the memo

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