I think that Palin and Beck will meet in Alaska on 9/11 and go clubbing

[Cheap_Trick]

baby seals.

That's just about as sporting as those two assholes get.

I hope they go hunting polar bears, and are never seen again.

[emulatorloo]

1. Then they can barbeque the seal steaks over a pit of flaming Qurans

[Chipper Chat]

2. I thought you actually meant "go clubbing"

and was trying to decide what "clubs" in Anchorage that they would visit. "Mavis's S&M Experience?"
Or maybe "The Foxx - 69 Scantily-clad Conservative Cuties to Make Your Night"

[hlthe2b]

3. clubbing baby animals--exactly what I thought reading your sub line

Sickos deserve sickos, I guess. They don't want to encounter me, though, while doing so.

[valerief]

4. Ineeda thinks they're planning a Palin/Beck ticket for 2012.

I think she may be on to something.

[bbdad]

5. Why would you want to inflict them upon the poor polar bears?

[trusty elf]

6. ......