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AnArmyVeteran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-20-10 11:08 PM
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I've discovered what's wrong with republican extremists!
It's obvious right wing extremists are delusional, insane and have extremely limited mental functions. And now I believe I know why. Their brains are being eaten by amoebas. At one time I believed amoebas to be very similar to right wingers since they are similar in so many ways. They both respond to sources of light, heat and electrical impulses. But amoebas seemed to be more aware and intelligent than a typical right winger.

Although their mental processing abilities are very similar it appears as if all right wingers are having their brains being taken over by amoebas. Right wingers don't believe in clean socialist water supplies, so they must all get their water from stagnant swamps and rivers. And in that contaminated water are billions of amoebas waiting for an opportunity to enter their right wing heads to devour their brains.



Monsters Inside Me: Brain Amoeba
Fascinating short video of how right wingers' brains are being eaten by amoebas.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFoSoEgLgIA#



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lob1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-20-10 11:13 PM
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1. An amoeba has one more brain cell than a pub.
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Rincewind Donating Member (682 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-21-10 01:50 AM
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2. I think the problem is
the right wingers constant breathing, if they would just stop for a couple of days, they would be much better.
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indy legend Donating Member (484 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-21-10 02:01 AM
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3. an amoeba would starve to death if it had to live on a right winger's brain
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AnArmyVeteran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-21-10 08:16 AM
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4. Unfortunately, you're right. Poor amoebas wouldn't last 5 minutes in a vacuum.
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