Raceologist Professor O'LOOFAH explains the history of the N-word & Botanist SCHLESSINGER's context

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He was in one of his trademark exercises in which he exposes the hypocrisy of "discussion" by using two lame sockpuppets to amplify his own voice, something called "culture warriors" or "culture quizkids" or somesuch, and the topic was the person that Kathy GRIFFIN said is not a (medical) doctor, per se, but is, rather, a Botanist or else just plain "Laurie," to whom GRIFFIN said she would not go for a pap smear.

The two sockpuppets got tangled up in trying to explain that Laurie was "trying to make a point" to bring up for discussion how African Americans are allowed to use the N-word while the Anti-African Americans are not, and Professor O'LOOFAH jumped to cut that Gordian Knot they had gotten their fallafels and loofahs twisted up in, trumpeting, "I have the answer!1" He had to trumpet it a couple of more times since the two sockpuppets kept yakking and blocking out his clarion call.

When he was finally able to SHUT them UP, SHUT UP, he explained that the difference was buried in History, that back in the very old day the intent of that word was to HURT the objects of it, whereas the permitted users of This day lack that intent.

He added that Laurie's context had, of course, been SMEARED by that foul SMEAR MERCHANT Media Matters, that place that SMEARS lilly-purists in the dastardly way of using their own words against them!1



As I was enthralled by the ethereal, sublime erudition, suddenly, the scales dropped from my eyes, or my gills, or some place that I don't know what it is----- oh, I know, I'll call Laurie to find out!1 She'll be able to work me in as a walk-in now!1