Hilarious: 8 scary sex tips from Fox News

[Zephie]

I frequent Cracked.Com and they have a new feature called Linkstorm. One of their recent links lead to an article from Lemondrop.com called 8 Scary Sex Tips from Fox News. I can't resist a good Faux News bashing, so I had to go investigate. The fact that they were serious about the suggestions that were made makes me wonder just who (if anyone) over there is getting laid at all. Lemondrop summarized the suggestions pretty well, but if you dare visit the actual Faux articles they have linked it just gets even more bizarre. Long story short, take a look if you dare, it certainly made me lol... And want to cry a bit.

http://www.lemondrop.com/2010/08/10/bad-sex-advice-fox-sexpert/

Edited to add: Should be obvious, but semi-nsfw. Nothing graphic at all, but it's still sex talk.

[Suich]

1. Oh, c'mon.....

That's a joke, right???



:crazy:

[Kerrytravelers]

2. O.M.G.

That was hysterical! :rofl:

[Maru Kitteh]

3. Nothing makes a girl want to hitch a ride on the love train like a stomach full of pork buns.

:rofl:

[IDemo]

4. Wingtips will get your foot tapping noticed....