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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-11-10 12:03 PM
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Tolerance, smolerance!!! Please come CAPTION Sarah Palin!!!


Sarah Palin (for whom a lobotomy would be redundant) is saying, " . . . and if they're able to put a mosque there, they'll turn it into a jihad recruiting center from which they'll send suicide bombers all over the United States. . . . Believe me, Bill, I've seen their plans."
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Erose999 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-11-10 12:04 PM
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1. Has anyone ever really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like? nt
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47of74 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-11-10 12:05 PM
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2. What are you doing with your hands there, Mr. O'Reilly?
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Blue Owl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-11-10 12:06 PM
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3. Look out Bill -- there's anti-brain-matter in the "no spin" zone
Reality is getting extemely unstable!
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whatchamacallit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-11-10 12:07 PM
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4. I wonder if he'll notice I just crapped my pants...
Edited on Wed Aug-11-10 12:07 PM by whatchamacallit
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leftofcool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-11-10 12:08 PM
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5. "See, I am just so totally cute. How can you NOT vote for me?"
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Hepburn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-11-10 12:12 PM
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6. Here ya go....


:evilgrin:
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mzteris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-11-10 12:14 PM
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7. What'd he say? WTH is he talking about???
I wish they'd cut my camera so I can take a peek at my hands. . .
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onecent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-11-10 01:25 PM
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25. Excellent reply mzteris...n/t
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thereismore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-11-10 12:14 PM
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8. her lapel pin looks like a Nazi eagle. nt
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-11-10 12:15 PM
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9. "Well, Bill, 'Drill baby, drill' just goes for the Gulf. For the Arabs, it's
'Kill, baby, kill.' . . . I kinda like to be consistent."
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RandomThoughts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-11-10 12:16 PM
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10. I have seen the plans also.
Although I have some of my own plans.

Been thinking on them for awhile, they try to figure best just actions, and most fairness. although are flawed, and some are venting.


However people with much don't like those ideas, so they resist them, and in that create a form of destruction from the collision of need for fixing things, and people not accepting that.


Which is funny, since I don't accept some things either.

And when two different groups only accept certain situations, then something has to break.

:shrug:

Although I am not worried about what breaks, since it does not matter if it is worse or better, only that something occurs to change what is not acceptable.
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-11-10 12:25 PM
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13. Hey, DU, I think RandomThoughts is actually Palin's speech writer.
Just trying out material for the ol' gal?
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-11-10 12:20 PM
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11. 'Ohhh, Bill, you think I'm a celebrity with an opinion actually worth hearing. I'm honored!'
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-11-10 12:23 PM
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12. "If I was president the first thing I'd do is bring all our foreign aid home with a
Edited on Wed Aug-11-10 12:26 PM by skip fox
Spend the Foreign Aid at Home First Act. . . . And then I'll bring all our diplomats home so they'll be spending their mony here and not abroad. . . . With computers and stuff, it should be just as easy to do their jobs from home."
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gauguin57 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-11-10 12:29 PM
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14. "Keep your head still, Bill. My crib notes are written on your forehead."
I hope Tina Fey will be doing lots of cameos on SNL this fall.
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Turborama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-11-10 12:29 PM
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15. "I want to send the United States all over the suicide bombers from my new Teahad recruiting center"
Also.
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SayitAintSo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-11-10 12:31 PM
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16. I'm dreaming of falafels ....
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SOS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-11-10 12:32 PM
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17. Palin:
"Let's demand that the Masjid mosque, four blocks from the WTC site be forced to close too.
Just because they've been there since 1970 is no excuse for religious freedom!".
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HughBeaumont Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-11-10 12:43 PM
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18. That ugly bastard has a chub. "Thank GOD for this desk . .. urrrghh . . . Wesson . . .oil . ."
Edited on Wed Aug-11-10 12:43 PM by HughBeaumont
Palin: "And if we allow the taxidation to continue, the ruminous implimatics for our progenators will be soarifying . .. chartwise, dontcha think?"
O'Reilly: (with the right brand of Stoli, I think I can coax this bimb into my pile of underwear . . .)
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rucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-11-10 12:45 PM
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19. Practicing my attentive listening look while trying to remember my next talking point.
Gosh he's tall. Now what were we talking about? Aw shoot, I'll just go with the mama bear line again.
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-11-10 12:55 PM
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20. "Does that come with a salad shooter and a dildo?"
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Sheepshank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-11-10 01:02 PM
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21. y-e-a-h whatever.
I don't really care what you are saying or asking or telling. Laa-laa-la-la trying to focus for the camera. Boo biddy dah dah. Ho hum.....haa haa I said Ho.

Crap, he's stopped speaking. What do I say?...oh what the hell, here we go....

"The projections for a US population that is hungry for strong leadership, to fulfill the prophesy that we will be world leaders is so vital for all of our children for their moral fibers to be suspended while we conditue on God's quest is of paramount inportance when compared with the impossible tasks of dealing with every other problem the world faces, even while the the world looks to us for leadership and moral grounding."

Phew...pulled that one off.
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EC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-11-10 01:06 PM
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22. She has seen their plans?
If they let her in on their plans, does that mean she's one of them?


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Mojambo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-11-10 01:22 PM
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23. "Please don't ask me what newspapers I read... Please. Pretty please?"
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jillan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-11-10 01:23 PM
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24. "I can see Loofahs from my window".
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-11-10 01:59 PM
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26. "To tell the truth Bill, I don't care if we're a smart country with lots of eggheads
Edited on Wed Aug-11-10 02:01 PM by skip fox
and college prep know-nothings, just as long as we're popular. . . .You know, life is a lot like high school. . . . The cheerleaders are GODS, don't ja know? . . . So what we need is more country-spirit and less apathy. . . . More bounce and less thinking. . . . More optimism and less consideration. . . . So I'm doing my best for bounce, you might say. . . . Cause we're gonna win, you can bet yer booties!!"
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spanone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-11-10 02:01 PM
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27. she's out of her fucking mind and dangerous as hell
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MilesColtrane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-11-10 02:06 PM
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28. *I'm on TEEEEVEEEE!! I am SOMEBODY!!1*
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-11-10 02:06 PM
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29. "How does this sound to ya, Billy Boy? Presidential press conferences with pom-poms.
Edited on Wed Aug-11-10 02:09 PM by skip fox
And instead of political parties ('cause there so booooooring!!!!) we could have fraternities and sororities with different themes like The Jungle Queens or The Packin' Bitches or The Crew-Cut Cowboys or simply The Chiefs. . . . How does that grab ya??? . . . And instead of national holidays, I thought big parties with masked dancing and stuff would give us more togetherness . . . . 'Course something with togas would be great too."
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txlibdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-11-10 02:16 PM
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30. "This is my last year in the spotlight"
But I don't care because I'm a f*king MILLIONAIRE!!! You can all go F... Yourselves. Bwa Ha ha ha HA HA haha ha ha ha.
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LawnKorn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-12-10 06:39 AM
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31. Bill, On our assumptions, the descriptive power of the base component is necessary to impose an
interpretation on nondistinctness in the sense of distinctive feature theory. So far, this analysis of a formative as a pair of sets of features is to be regarded as irrelevant intervening contexts in selectional rules. To characterize a linguistic level L, the theory of syntactic features developed earlier can be defined in such a way as to impose a parasitic gap construction. A consequence of the approach just outlined is that any associated supporting element is, apparently, determined by the strong generative capacity of the theory. For one thing, the speaker-hearer's linguistic intuition is not quite equivalent to the levels of acceptability from fairly high

You betcha I'm smart!
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