And people think DUers are bad? This is the funniest thing I've read in a long time:
http://wonkette.com/politics/dept%27-of-heartfelt-tributes/tonight-a-very-special-gop-tribute-to-jerry-falwell-260651.phpOh, tonight’s Republican debate in South Carolina should be really good, as the 10 douchebags fall over each other trying to give the most praise to racist bag-of-shit Jerry Falwell, whose Jabba-like corpse is still warm yet comically unresponsive.
Mitt Romney: As a faithful believer in the exact same Jesus that Jerry Falwell so faithfully served as a fellow Christian who believed in the same Jesus all Christians so faithfully believe in, I just want you to know I’m not actually a Scientologist Polygamist Space Monster Frenchman, and Reverend Falwell was, like me, a firm believer in Jesus and the ghost of Jesus, Amen fellow Christians. Y’all.
WALNUTS! McCain: Reverend Falwell was my best friend and we both loved Jesus so much. We prayed together every day about the countries I would bomb when I’m president, and how we would bomb everything, and Jesus would guide our missiles. I will bomb everything. I will blow up the world.
Rudy Giuliani: I, I just want to say, that, that on 9/11, when I was leading America, with … with the help of Judith, I mean Jesus, I mean Jerry, Jerry Falwell … we had our, our differences, but in the end … uh, he died. Uh, 9/11 … abortion’s very good, I mean bad. Jesus ….
Ron Paul: The Constitution doesn’t allow for Jerry Falwell to die.