I'm going to get flamed for this, but Newt Gingrich is just sexy.

[ithinkmyliverhurts]

There, I said it.

America!!!!!!!

Seriously, though, if he wins the repub. nomination, I will punch a kitty in the face every day until he goes away. This is my platform. In fact, I'll bet I could get more people on this board to unite with me over not punching a kitty in the face every day and NOT having him as the repub. nominee than I could get us to agree on every other political issue.

Sexy--and a bit lovable, vulnerable here:

[NYC_SKP]

1. Oh, I think that's his "I'm hatching an idea" body posture.

If you know what I mean...

:P

[ithinkmyliverhurts]

3. Is the polar bear not saying,

"Get me the fuck outta here"?

Poor polar bear.

[Ken Burch]

2. Is Newt flirting with a polar bear in that shot? now THAT's twisted!

(especially since the bear seems to be underage.)

[Matariki]

4. Didn't Scooter Libby write a book about that?

Republicans are damn weird.

[backscatter712]

5. SEXY!!! That's what his ex-wife said when she first met him.

Of course, then she was handed divorce papers by him when she was in the hospital recovering from cancer surgery...

[ithinkmyliverhurts]

9. Well, she wasn't a good woman, obviously.

Sometimes, you just gotta cut bait.

Same goes for the second wife. And she really had it coming.

And maybe the third--but she'll have to get older and enfeebled and/or a hotter assistant will show up.

And he won't technically divorce the third one, as I'm sure the local Bishop will grant an annulment.

[Ken Burch]

16. "I'm sure the local Bishop will grant an annulment"

In honor of Newt's firm commitment to "family values", of course...

:puke:

[Oilwellian]

6. ithinkmybrainhurts n/t

[Submariner]

7. Newt has the teabag stance down pat n/t

[Lifelong Protester]

8. Newt, Newt, what a hoot. His hair looks like a parachute.

Not.
Sexy.
On.
Any.
Planet.

Not.
Enough.
Drugs.
For.
That.

[Divine Discontent]

10. I think my head hurts... and my stomach.

:rofl:

[MercutioATC]

11. Your OP, frankly, is disturbing.

I'm all behind the kitty campaign, but I worry about somebody who finds Newtie "sexy".

[The Midway Rebel]

12. Two criiters about to be done in by the facts of Global Climate Change. nt

[seabeyond]

13. if only i knew how to posts pictures, could show you tons of sexy, lovable, vulnerable. NONE would

be newtie

[CTyankee]

32. Go to tinypic.com and it's very easy, believe me. If I can do it, you can do it.

I just go to the pic on the internet I want and right click on "save picture as" and save to My Pictures on my computer and then when I want to upload to DU I go on tinypic and they take you thru the simple steps. But you have to register. No big deal, really. I oughta know...

I think there is an easier way on DU but I have forgotten what it is...someone else help!

[seabeyond]

33. oh, thank you so much. i have been going to ask for help.

later, when i have time, i am going to give it a try. i knew how years ago on other sights and have not done it in so long, i have forgotten.

[CTyankee]

39. Previously, I tried Photobucket and one other and I was discouraged.

Tinypic made is simple so that even I can do it...however, if you go into the DU Lounge and ask how to do it w/o something like tinypic you'll find out quick. The only reason I don't is that I save stuff for later use and it's easier to keep in one place so I know where my stash of photos are!

[onehandle]

14. Ew... I think I can see his scumbags...

No wait, that's his face.

[BigBearJohn]

15. If that's true, then I flush something "sexy" down the toilet every day.

[Dogmudgeon]

17. I LOL'd!

Great stuff, ITMLH!

--d!

[sandnsea]

18. I know why your liver hurts

Too much booze if you think that's sexy.

[Snotcicles]

19. Newt, you can't teach a polar bear to use a litter box. nt

[eppur_se_muova]

20. Well, he does appeal to Scum ...

[Quantess]

21. Hilarious!

[provis99]

22. well, that's pretty sick.

I'll one up you though. Ann Coulter is my dream goddess.

[LLStarks]

23. That's a rather badass photo. Newt's still a fucking moron though.

[Cleita]

24. No wonder your liver hurts.

That is really poor taste. Did you hear what he did to his wife when she came down with cancer? He dumped her for another woman while she was laying in the hospital. Yeah, that's so sexy. :eyes:

Surely you can raise your standards.

[lumberjack_jeff]

25. This is what is meant by "the ick factor"

you can make

*hurrr*

your own

*hurrr*

Choices.

*hurrr*

It's none of my

<gasp>*hurrr*

business.

Now my liver is starting to hurt a bit too.

[Joe Chi Minh]

26. Oddly enough, a very heroic Australian woman, called Nancy Wake, who fought with the French

maquis during WWII said the same about Hitler. Though perhaps a little more plausibly.

[City Lights]

27. All I'll say is we have different definitions of "sexy." nt

[chrisa]

28. He looks like he's about to do a skyjump in that picture with his polar bear sidekick.

:)

[PaulRevere08]

29. Cmon folks, Newt's just trying to show the bear how to crap in the woods.

I can hear him now: "So I just pretend I'm squatting over the average American and ......"

[kittykitty]

30. Ewwww, Ickkkkkkk

[annabanana]

31. (really). . . blech. . . .n/t

[spanone]

34. sexy like a turd

[pipi_k]

35. Not quite...

I know of at least one turd who's way sexier than Newt....

[Loudmxr]

36. I know you have never seen him in person.

He doesn't look like that. Really. The camera loves him.

Take it from me and my show biz experience. He is quite homely. And short.

I will never forget my friend Al Sendry bringing in Tony Martin in to sing a song written by American hero Charlie Fawcett. They were of that age. Tony looked like a Halloween pumpkin on November 13th. (a term I coined that day) The picture that was taken that day... the handsomest guy in the picture....Tony Martin.

Some people.... the camera loves them.

[peekaloo]

37. squatting like that makes him "feel" sexy, too.

hey is that a polarizing bear in the pic?

it figures he'd pose with a white one.

[Raven]

38. Your taste is all in your mouth! :-)

[blondeatlast]

40. Ok, I am totally with you on the "not punching a kitty in the face" platform indeed, but

your taste in sexy--well, ah, lets just change the subject, shall we? (Grabs mouthwash)

[krispos42]

41. The expression on the cub's face is priceless! n/t