Who put the 'old' in Goldberg? Please come CAPTION Bernie the Whiner!!!!

[skip fox]

Bernie ("just because it feels good") Goldberg is saying: "Bill, I'll tell you what these liberals remind me . . . No, make me think of . . . Hypothetically, of course. . . . of high-school bullies who pick out one kid to tease constantly because he might have done something a little bit dumb, like wear his ma's panties beneath his trousers to school just one time, and (wouldn't you know it) got caught and everybody, even the girls and the teachers, knowing about it before the last bell. . . . I mean hypothetically, of course. . . . Bill, that's exactly what these liberals remind . . . No, they make me think of bullies like that."

[KharmaTrain]

1. He Was Never A Journalist...

...only a Projectionist and a poor one at that. As a friend who knew him at CBS once told me, the day Golberg left the network the entire department went out and partied.

[skip fox]

2. Great. Lovely piece of information. Makes my morning more the richer, as they say.

:)

[Flubadubya]

3. "I'd show you my boxers but the libs would make fun of the tea bags!"

:rofl:

[Hubert Flottz]

4. "If I whimper and beg do you think I might get on at FOX full time...

like Glenn?"

[Demoiselle]

5. Say WHAT?

Bernie Goldberg wore his mom's panties to school (just once) and this is the first time I've heard of it? Where the hell is our Liberal Attack Machine when we need it?

[PJPhreak]

6. WTF??

"No, make me think of . . . Hypothetically, of course.of high-school bullies who pick out one kid to tease constantly because he might have done something a little bit dumb, like wear his ma's panties beneath his trousers to school just one time, and (wouldn't you know it) got caught and everybody, even the girls and the teachers, knowing about it before the last bell."


Now I can think of many things that someone could usa as an analogy for High School Bullyism...But this??

Um,Dude...

[skip fox]

7. And I could never get their leering smiles and lusty laughing out of my dreams.

Hypothetically of course.

[skip fox]

8. "Bill,it's true. I really don't fell right without someone beating me up."

:)

[UTUSN]

9. K&R #4 n/t

[skip fox]

10. "Well the doctor said I had a 'Martyr Complex.' that I needed

to see myself as an unfair loser, then he over charged me and told me to get the (blank) out! . . . You know, Bill, that's about as good as it gets!"