Christian Right televangelist Benny Hinn: I need $2 million and I am NOT having an affair

[ck4829]

Televangelist Benny Hinn has posted a plea for $2 million in donations on his website.

Hinn says he accumulated the deficit in the past few months because offerings at some international appearances did not cover expenses.

Hinn's reputation as an advocate of prosperity gospel has attracted millions of followers but has also drawn criticism from lawmakers and watchdog groups.

He is one of six televangelists who have been targeted by federal lawmakers investigating compliance with IRS rules for nonprofits.

Oh, and television evangelists Benny Hinn and Paula White are denying reports that allege the two are having an affair.

On July 23, The National Enquirer published photos of Hinn and White leaving a Rome hotel together, holding hands.

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gSsNgty8qeuC-mOEgXCIeETK8cLAD9H8D6O00
http://www.cbn.com/cbnnews/us/2010/July/Evangelists-Hinn-White-Deny-Affair-Allegations/

[foxfeet]

1. No affair, just very expensive hookers.

[JuniperLea]

2. Jesus provides for need, not greed...

Some of these charlatans need to learn a lesson.

[LAGC]

4. I don't know, I think Jesus provides pretty well for Benny Hinn.

That is the face of Christianity, you know. Money, power, fame.

They are the one's who get the message out, reach millions of homes through the television, get the suckers to send them more money so they can dress real well and drive around in their fancy cars and live in their luxurious mansions.

Jesus provides for those who believe, don't you know? That's prosperity for ya.

[Mz Pip]

3. I need $2 million, too.

Send it to me instead. I'm cuter and there are no watchdogs criticising me. And I'm not having an affair.

[TreasonousBastard]

5. I need 2 million so I can have a memorable affair.

[LiberalFighter]

6. What does his wife have to say about it? Hmmm

[CurtEastPoint]

7. They're divorced. SHOCKING! n/t

[tanyev]

8. Prosperity gospel not workin' so well for ya', Benny?

[demosincebirth]

9. "Beware of wolves in sheeps clothting."

[malaise]

10. This Benny Hinn

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7090144

He used to prey on the Jamaican sheeple.

[DFW]

11. I'm not having an affair, either

Does this mean I'm entitled to $2 million, too?

(Don't wanna miss the boat, in case it's true)

[rbixby]

17. I'm not having one either

when can I expect my check to arrive?

[Joanne98]

12. LOL

[democrat2thecore]

13. He is reprehensible -nt

[SalmonChantedEvening]

14. "Actually, I need 10 million, and yes I am."

:rofl:

[DFW]

20. Nope, sorry

One affair is only worth $2 million.

Carry on three different affairs at the same time. THEN you rise to the $10 million level......

[SalmonChantedEvening]

21. I need to brush up on my Hush Money math. ;)

Hey DFW! :hug:

[DFW]

22. Hey Salmon!

:thumbsup:

I have an oil spill song for you--almost finished!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

23. Ooooooo

:bounce: :D

[DFW]

26. Here goes (apologies to the OP)

Sea of Blue, Full of Goo (to the tune of Five Foot Two, Eyes of Blue)
(as sung by Tony Hayward)

A.
Sea of blue,
Full of goo
Add tons of Corexit, too
Has anybody seen my oil?
B.
B P’s drill
Had a spill
Whale food now is toxic krill
Has anybody seen my oil?
C.
You know I heard B P
Promise me
They’d clean the tar
Well they’ve got nerve
When gulf shrimp serve
Just to lubricate my car
A.
When it’s found
Scoop it up
Clean those beaches cup by cup
Has anybody seen my oil?
B.
Take a dive
Search some more
Vacuum up the ocean floor
Has anybody seen my oil?
C.
You know they promised me
Recently
It wouldn’t stray
But it got out
Jumped the spout
From Texas clear to Tampa Bay
D.
Now it’s capped
So I’ll shoot
For my golden parachute
No more beaches left to spoil
‘Cause now I have my booty
Coast Guard, do your duty,
And go clean up my sweet crude oil!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

27. Awesome!!

:applause: :yourock:

"From Texas clear to Tampa Bay"

Perfect.

[SpiralHawk]

15. I believe...no, wait -- I know within the depths of my soul

He won't get a penny out of me.

[fascisthunter]

16. no shame at all...

here's an example of someone who was born without a conscience and therefore unaware of there being a natural reason for feeling shame.

[Tuvok Obama]

18. Benny, this means you're in a state of unconfessed sin. Remember?

Did you forget what your own prosperity gospel teaches?

God wants you to be wealthy beyond your wildest dreams ("my Father owns the cattle on a thousand hills"), but he can't bless you as long as you're in active rebellion against His perfect will.

[mike r]

19. $200 million a year is not enough for him?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benny_Hinn

[Hubert Flottz]

24. Anyone stupid enough to send people like that cash...

Is stupid enough to trust George W Bush.

[mwooldri]

25. Better off giving money to Benny Hill rather than Benny Hinn...

Though Benny Hill has sadly passed on, I'm sure that the executors of his estate would find a good use for any funds directed their way - to do some actual good.