Well let's see here ... so Cheney needs a heart.

[lpbk2713]

And Bush certainly needs a brain.

Limbaugh didn't have nerve enough to let the draft take him.

Rove would be the man behind the curtain.

Who would be Dorothy?







:rofl:

[Warpy]

1. Laura Bush was Dorothy

She never wanted to go to Oz. She just wanted to be home.

[WinkyDink]

2. Jeff Gannon could be the Friend.

[tishaLA]

3. Condi was the wicked witch of the west

and not like in Wicked, either.

[bdamomma]

7. I wonder where she is making money of course. criminals all.

[lumberjack_jeff]

4. Doesn't that make us winged monkeys?

:shrug:

[lpbk2713]

6. I think we're all trying to get back to Kansas.

There's no place like home.

[eShirl]

5. someone (with more talent than I) needs to write a spoof of "If I Only Had a Heart"

(original lyrics) If I Only Had A Heart

When a man's an empty kettle
He should be on his mettle
And yet I'm torn apart
Just because I'm presumin'
That I could be kinda human
If I only had a heart

I'd be tender, I'd be gentle
And awful sentimental
Regarding love and art
I'd be friends with the sparrows
And the boy that shoots the arrows
If I only had a heart

Picture me a balcony
Above a voice sings low

(Snow White)
Wherefore art thou, Romeo?

(Tin Man)
I hear a beat, how sweet!

Just to register emotion, jealousy, devotion
And really feel the part
I could stay young and chipper
And I'd lock it with a zipper
If I only had a heart




edit: on second thought, this is hilarious just picturing Cheney singing it as is

[valerief]

8. Santorum would be Dorothy for the "(wo)man on dog" action, the dog being Toto,

of course.

:rofl: