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kpete Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-30-10 09:25 PM
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Woman says vampire caused car crash
Western Slope woman blames vampire for car crash

Web Staff KDVR Denver

10:24 AM MDT, June 29, 2010

FRUITA, Colo. - If a Western Slope woman is to be believed, vampires may be lurking in Colorado's Grand Valley.

The woman claims she spotted a vampire in the middle of a dirt road near Fruita, Colo. Sunday night. She told Colorado State Troopers she was startled by the undead being, threw her SUV into reverse, and crashed into a canal.

She was not injured.

State Troopers say the woman's husband arrived at the scene and took her home. The vampire, which was not seen by anyone else, apparently let her get away.

Troopers do not suspect drugs or alcohol to be factors in the crash.
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marmar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-30-10 09:26 PM
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1. Sure it wasn't Fruitcake, Col.?
:crazy:


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ixion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-30-10 09:27 PM
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4. rofl
:rofl: no doubt.
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Nite Owl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-30-10 09:26 PM
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2. She's been watching way
to much True Blood.
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hlthe2b Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-30-10 09:38 PM
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8. Oh, if he looked like "Eric Northman" , I guarantee she'd have stopped...
:evilgrin:
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-30-10 11:10 PM
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12. Oh honey, yes! My my - stop for that any time. Nt
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Ilsa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-01-10 09:10 AM
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23. For me, it's not Eric's appearance that gets to me. It's his voice. nt
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Warren DeMontague Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-01-10 07:26 PM
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27. "I have to sell you the car for a dollar, to avoid that pesky gift tax"


That show is growing on me.
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Historic NY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-30-10 09:26 PM
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3. That sucks!
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hlthe2b Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-30-10 09:28 PM
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5. How exactly did she determine the figure to be a vampire?
Inquiring minds want to know.. ;)
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sarge43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-30-10 09:30 PM
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6. It was sparkly. n/t
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no_hypocrisy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-30-10 09:36 PM
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7. It's not true. I know for a fact that Edward was on a date with Bella that night.
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miyazaki Donating Member (446 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-30-10 09:43 PM
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9. Well my town is full of bloodsuckers!
In one form or another.
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LWolf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-30-10 09:47 PM
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10. Words fail me.
:rofl:
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cloudbase Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-30-10 09:52 PM
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11. That reminds me of the
Twilight Zone episode where the teller of tall tales was abducted by aliens but nobody believed him.
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Blue For You Donating Member (466 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-01-10 12:13 AM
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13. Maybe she needs to drive a Buick LaCrosse!
Edited on Thu Jul-01-10 12:15 AM by Blue For You
Known to repel vamps.
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Chulanowa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-01-10 04:07 AM
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14. The sparkling must have blinded her momentarily
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Hannah Bell Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-01-10 04:12 AM
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15. vampires from outer space -- that's what the strange lights were --
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Ter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-01-10 04:18 AM
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16. Maybe she's telling the truth
:)
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Skidmore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-01-10 04:49 AM
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17. Does Cheney have an alibi at the time?
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Dogtown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-01-10 06:46 AM
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18. *Not* a vampire.
It was a maenad. The pig-tracks should have alerted the police.
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hobbit709 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-01-10 06:56 AM
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19. Or one of the Kallikantzaroi
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Dogtown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-01-10 08:53 AM
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20. Nicely obscure!
Edited on Thu Jul-01-10 08:54 AM by Dogtown
I was referring to a focal character in True Blood's 2nd season, since it plays so well into the scenario. I have to admit that I was unaware of the term "maenad" until those episodes.
I had to look your reference up. Wiki is my crutch.

You must have an pretty amazing knowledge of arcane trivia.
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warren pease Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-01-10 08:56 AM
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21. Cheney hurrying to his crypt before the sun vaporizes him. n/t
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conspirator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-01-10 09:06 AM
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22. If she says she saw something, I believe her. Maybe it was not a vampire. That's not the point
She shouldn't be ridiculed as Dennis Kucinich was.
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WI_DEM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-01-10 09:11 AM
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24. I wonder if the vampire was young and built such as in "Twilight"?
Edited on Thu Jul-01-10 09:12 AM by WI_DEM
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rusty fender Donating Member (442 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-01-10 09:42 AM
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25. A vampire deer perhaps?
:scared:
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undergroundpanther Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-01-10 07:11 PM
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26. It was ...Edward....
All his fault..if there were some werewolves around...
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