Head Wreck tries to think. . . . Please come CAPTION!!!!!

[skip fox]

Head Wreck, traitor to human consciousness, is saying: "Every night it's the same thing, Doc. I'm in an empty room wearing a tux without any pants, sitting on a chair which turns into thrones: first the kingly kind, then the potty kind. And all the while I gotta fierce woodie as they say (really a 'stubby'), and I'm still talking on the phone. . . . but all that's on the other end is an echo of what I'm about to say,. . . and the voice sounds like its jacked into the center of my brain, and then it starts echoing with what I already said and what I'm about to say all mixes up with what I'm saying as the chair turns back into a majestic throne then into a dirty little stink hole again, and the toilet is growing a beard which even gets me hotter and I start churning the butter better, as Marvie used to say, while every second these thousand voices are bouncing around in the middle of my empty head, crashing into bare walls and shooting back again, even louder and faster. And all the time on the other end of the phone I know nobody's there. . . . I tell you, Doc, it's hot, hot, hot!, . . . but what do you suppose it means?"

[Subdivisions]

1. 'I think skip fox is secretly infatuated with me.' n/t

[pinboy3niner]

13. Perfect!

[sarge43]

2. "Whaz dat, Doc?"

"It's cognition. You're not ready for it yet."

"Otay."

[TheCowsCameHome]

3. If his eyeglasses are on top of his head, the nose must be his ----.

[Ganja Ninja]

4. "The horror ... the horror ..."

"I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream; that's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight razor... and surviving."

"I've seen horrors... horrors that you've seen. But you have no right to call me a murderer. You have a right to kill me. You have a right to do that... but you have no right to judge me. It's impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those who do not know what horror means. Horror... Horror has a face... and you must make a friend of horror. Horror and moral terror are your friends. If they are not, then they are enemies to be feared. They are truly enemies!"

[skip fox]

6. exactly

[peekaloo]

5. Let's see the Chinese have the whole Yin/Yang thing about white/black

good/evil...whatever...what we need is a similar symbol, something the White Men in America can relate to... ....I got it...the Glenn/Wang!

[Stevenmarc]

7. Thomas Kinkaid's, The Thinker

[skip fox]

8. "Doc, like Martin Luther King, I too have a dream.

But afterward, I always gotta change the sheets."

[skip fox]

9. "Doc, when I hit rock bottom, I didn't just want to kill myself, I wanted

to tear my eyes out, and have birds and rabid dogs rip off pieces of my flesh before I poured gas all over myb body and lit it. But now I've learned to purge myself of such hatred by projecting it outward upon every- and anything I can possibly think of. . . . I'm getting better, Doc, don't you think?"

[skip fox]

10. " . . . so, Doc, now whenever I hear 'foul ball,' it goes limp no matter what."

n/t

[dembotoz]

11. see i am just like obama 1/2 black

thankfully i got me a new lightbulb and i will be all white again shortly

[LawnKorn]

12. I though it was a revelation from Gawd, then I broke wind and lost it