Things on Joe Barton's Apology List...

[MrScorpio]

Apologies to:

The 1980 Soviet Olympic Hockey Team: For being poor hosts, by beating them up and eventually stealing an unearned Gold Medal

South Africa's Former Apartheid Government: For letting Congress impose sanctions on the South African Government, that eventually led to majority black rule

The Imperial Japanese Army: For leaving so many out of shape soldiers and sailors in their care in that nasty business at Bataan

The Ford Motor Company: For letting the UAW organize Ford employees in 1941, which caused the price of Ford cars to be raised to an amount that no one could afford

To AT&T: For breaking up Ma Bell and making everyone confused with so many phone companies to choose from



Signed,

Joe Barton
Member, U.S. House of Representatives

[Arkana]

1. You forgot apologizing to Osama bin Laden for putting

those huge towers in the way of his hijacked airplanes.