Brother Hubert Flottz, on premarital S*X

[Hubert Flottz]

For it is written, "The quality goes in before the name goes on."

I thought that if I take up cyber preaching I might get a tax break and this is a great lesson. The quality left with all the jobs.

[dipsydoodle]

1. Dimson was well versed on this

with his fond memories of being in a cupboard, in the dark and all alone.

[Hubert Flottz]

5. That's why he needed glasses.

Sight cures the blind, but not in Jr's case.

[malaise]

2. LOL

malaise on premarital sex
You don't buy shoes without trying them on do you??

[Hubert Flottz]

6. I believe that everyone should abstain...

from "Abstinence."

ab'stain, verb, 1. Quit #$*&ing around.

[Dogmudgeon]

8. "A Noun, a Verb, and 'Abstinence'"

That's why Karl Rove regularly scans the progressive web sites.

--d!

[Hubert Flottz]

9. Karl belongs in jail for a very long time or worse.

He's a war criminal.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

3. I would like to order a love cloth and a prayer shower curtain.

Never you mind why.

Brother Flottz cured me of the shingles. The aluminum siding looks so much better. Ramen.

[Hubert Flottz]

4. Viagra

Will raise the dead!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

12. Along with a few eyebrows.

Dr. Flottz! :D :pals:

[malaise]

7. Is that Ramen

as in noodles? :rofl: :hi:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

13. And appendages.

Malaise! :hug: :*

[appal_jack]

10. In before the...

In before the nuptials!

:woohoo:

Preach it brother Flottz!

er, I mean, IBTL.

:yoiks:



-app

[MrScorpio]

11. If you don't wear SOX before you get married.

You probably will after you do.