China To Overtake U.S. As World's Biggest Asshole By 2020

[tk2kewl]

http://www.theonion.com/articles/report-china-to-overtake-us-as-worlds-biggest-assh,17277/

WASHINGTON—According to a new report released Monday by a panel of top economists and social scientists, the People's Republic of China will overtake the United States as the world's dominant asshole by the year 2020.

The findings, published in the most recent issue of Foreign Affairs, support recent speculation that America's unquestioned reign as the leading super-prick may soon be drawing to a close, leaving China as the foremost shithead among all developed nations.

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"All of the great asshole nations eventually watch their day in the sun slip away," historian Richard Merriam told reporters. "Don't forget that Great Britain was the world's dominant asshole for well over three centuries, and look at it now: a pussy-whipped shell of the insufferable, bullying jackass it used to be."

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[joeybee12]

1. Aw, this is ridiculous...

10 years, tops. :evilgrin:

[leftofcool]

2. How dare they usurp our assholity!

[tk2kewl]

3. I had a German friend who always used asshole as an adjective.

:P

Mostly when cursing at a motorcycle he was working on. "Ahhr! This assholey thing!"

[Echo In Light]

4. America's Astonishing Assholery will NEVER be matched, nor usurped

:)

[DBoon]

6. USA Number One! USA Number One! (nt)

[formercia]

5. I'll K&R just for the subject line.

It explains everything concisely.

[Kablooie]

7. I can't wait to be the world's number two asshole! The Avis of assholes! Wow.