••••• BP calls oil leak "the beast." As for BP? They're beauty. •••••

[breadandwine]

Stopping the Oil Leak: BP Faces Credibility Crisis


http://abcnews.go.com/print?id=10785372


So it's beauty and the beast. And BP? They're beauty. It's not THEIR fault! It's that furshlugginer oil leak BEAST out in the water, there-uh!

"I have no confidence whatsoever in BP. I think that they do not know what they are doing," Rep. Edward Markey said Sunday on CBS' "Face the Nation."

Now, that wasn't very nice! BP is working hard making money! If the captain of the Exxon Valdez could get drunk, why pick on BP!

Leave BP alone!!!!!
Leave BP alone!!!!!
Leave BP alone!!!!!
Leave BP alone!!!!!
Leave BP alone!!!!!
Leave BP alone!!!!!

Making money is, after all, what BP does! Being a STINKIN' environmentalist? That's not BP's department!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Pay no attention to this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7f2SNvqIh2E

Here. Listen to THIS guy. He'll keep you SUPPLIED. Just stick the pipe down into your crude and snort it up!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-NEpt8chKc

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[Sebastian Doyle]

1. "The Beast"? Have the fundagelicals heard about this yet?

All this talk about prophecies and seas dying and such, now we have BP using the Biblical nickname for the Antichrist? :wow:

[breadandwine]

2. Obviously you have neglected to brush up on yer Glenn Beck.

Them Dermacrits is the devil!

If it wasn't fer THEM, we wouldn't have no problems in the Gulf!

Time ta drive out them Dermacrits on a rail fer mussin' up the Gulf and our right good southern lifestyle!


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Dang!!!!

[breadandwine]

3. Like, sheeeeee-ooooot!

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