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bleever Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-10 11:41 PM
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"Ocean's 9/11."
"Some said, it couldn't be done: create a second earth-shattering disaster they could use to reshape the world to their own designs.

But anyone who said that did some serious misunderestimating..."


"Coming, this summer, the blockbuster motion picture starring Dick "Tin Man" Cheney and George W. Loonie:


Just when you thought they'd done all the damage they could,

It turns out they've left...

A little surprise."



{Insert scene of rig workers being tossed against walls by explosions, general panic, and a worker being screamed at by the company man for hitting the "disengage" button without permission.

Shot of former White House resident shaking hands with flunky donor just appointed to make sure that drilling and mining enforcement folks are kept from being too pesky to the good ol' boys just wanting to get at that oil, for America.

View of BP corporate logo on shiny skyscraper, traders on a stock market floors in U.S., Europe, and Asia watching the price move, and oil-soaked marshes, birds, and idle boats.}


"Ocean's 9/11

Time-release crimes, on a global scale."



(Rated R. Not suitable for any audiences; no one should have to be subjected to this horror.)

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autorank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-10 12:25 AM
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1. PROUD to Kick & Rec - Art anticipates reality - shows the truth
That subject line is pure poetry. I'm jealous :evilgrin:

"Oceans 9/11" - get ready to go viral.

"Time release crimes, on a global scale" is so right and it will go on for decades.


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autorank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-10 01:34 AM
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2. Is this one of your locations?
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-10 02:26 AM
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3. +++++++
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unblock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-10 07:15 AM
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4. we have a winner in the "name that disaster" contest -- "ocean's 9/11"
:rofl:

:cry:
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atomic-fly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-10 07:21 AM
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5. Ocean's Hiroshima is what I'd call it. nt
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autorank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-10 09:57 AM
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6. Morning
:kick:
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bleever Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-10 06:47 PM
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7. Maybe the folks who made "Syriana" would option the screenplay.
Clooney could star and executive produce.

:thumbsup:
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autorank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-10 11:30 PM
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11. They need this
The Oceans concept was great but it's tapped out. Time for some new life.

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leftstreet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-10 06:48 PM
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8. K&R
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RevCheesehead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-10 08:26 PM
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9. Brilliant!
:hi:
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bleever Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-10 08:58 PM
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10. And it just got an unrec!
Uncle Dick, is that you?
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