When the oil well act of negligence reaches the Atlantic Coast,

[Florida Blue]

I hope it washes up on Cheney's Maryland mansion. Hmmm, Where is Dick and his evil spawn anyway? They must have moved to an undisclosed location. Did they get enough money from the Semblers in St. Petersburg Beach to hide out until the oil is cleaned up. Does 'ole Dick allow her to bring her significant other along?

[librechik]

1. I thought Cheney lives in New Mexico in a gated community

They also have a place in Vail. No reason to even think about the beach. So he won't.

[Subdivisions]

2. That would be Jackson Hole, WY. I previously did a lot of work in

his neighborhood. And, no, no worries about beaches or wetlands or marshes or fish there.

[librechik]

3. Yes--he does have a place in NM, too--next door to Rumsfeld and close to Dan Rather

Hippies used to go out there with signs to protest him.

Some folks are just too rich.

[Florida Blue]

4. Sorry. I thought he and Rummy

Had bought places close to each other in Maryland last year.

[librechik]

5. They probably did--they seem to like that. And maybe they got tired of the hippie protests

I'm sure he likes Maryland a lot because of the wheelchair access to Fox News DC.