If Paul Simon were to write a song about Palin...............

[DFW]

Here's my suggestion for the title:

PARTLY SANE, ROGUE, NARY ON TIME


*on edit--warning, knowledge of the sixties needed! LOL

[Motown_Johnny]

1. 50 ways to leave your Governorship ?

[DFW]

2. That's pretty good, too.

Maybe it's time for a whole album?

[Motown_Johnny]

3. Me and Julio down by the boarder patrol office?

edit to add


Diamonds on the soles of her shoes paid for by the RNC

Once upon a time there was an ocean but then we drilled for oil in it



honestly the list could be endless

[lpbk2713]

4. He's already got one.

Still Crazy after all these Years.


He just needs to make the lyrics a little more applicable.

[AnArmyVeteran]

18. Mother and illegitimate Daughter Reunion

[otohara]

26. -1

[AnArmyVeteran]

29. Did you give me a 'negative' one? :(

[Kurt_and_Hunter]

5. Mother and "grandchild" reunion... Drilling groovy...

Bridge to nowhere over shallow waters
My meth-ridden little town
Oil on the soles of her shoes
Still crazy after all these months...

[Bluenorthwest]

6. Disgraceland?

Parsley sage, rosemary and crime?

[unhappycamper]

7. "Still Crazy After All These Years" n/t

[rurallib]

8. I think the words of 'American Tune' could be easily adapted

forsaken - mistaken - abused - confused and so forth sound like the repub (and Palin) plan to get elected.

[HereSince1628]

9. She is a rogue, she should be on an island.

[unhappycamper]

11. An oil-covered island, I hope.

[sellitman]

10. Diamonds on the sole of her shoes?

The RNC will foot the bill.


:silly:

[Motown_Johnny]

12. I've got that one already, under my "Me and Julio" post

nice try though

[political_Dem]

13. It wouldn't be "Mrs. Robinson".

;)

Besides this beast is already lodged within the confines of popular culture. We don't need anything else about her since she's been over-covered and over-paid by the media.

[zeemike]

14. they almost right themsleves...

And here's to you,Sara Palin,
Jesus loves you more than you will know.
God bless you, please Sara Palin.
Heaven holds a place for those who pray,
Hey, hey, hey

We'd like to know a little bit about your for our files
We'd like to help you learn to help yourself.
Look around you all you see are sympathetic eyes,
Stroll around the grounds until you feel at home.

And here's to you, Sara Palin,
Jesus loves you more than you will know.
God bless you, please, Sara Palin.
Heaven holds a place for those who pray,
Hey, hey, hey

Hide in the hiding place where no one ever goes.
Put it in your pantry with your cupcakes.
It's a little secret just the Palin' affair.
Most of all you've got to hide it from the kids.

Koo-koo-ka-choo,Sara Palin,
Jesus loves you more than you will know.
God bless you, please, Sara Palin.
Heaven holds a place for those who pray,
Hey, hey, hey

Sitting on a sofa on a Sunday afternoon.
Going to the candidate's debate.
Laugh about it, shout about it
When you've got to choose
Every way you look at this you lose.

Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio,
Our nation turns it's lonely eyes to you.
What's that you say, Sara Palin.
Jotting Joe has left and gone away,
Hey hey hey.

[Motown_Johnny]

17. put in "the plumber" for DiMaggio and you may be onto something

[zeemike]

25. Great suggestion

I'll change it.

[AnArmyVeteran]

15. Bridge to Nowhere over Troubled Water...

[Catshrink]

16. Sound of Silence

If she ever shuts up

[DemoTex]

19. Would that it were so!

Blessed silence, I pray thee.

[izquierdista]

20. Were to? He predicted her...

Don't know much about history
Don't know much biology
Don't know much about a science book
Don't know what birth control is for.....

[DFW]

33. That was Sam Cooke, not Paul Simon! LOL

[peekaloo]

21. I Am A Crock

I am a lyin'

[Catshrink]

22. Perfect!

[EFerrari]

27. LOL

[Catshrink]

23. Slip Slidin' Away...

Away way out of the media. Please.

[rug]

24. 50 ways to leave your senses

[EFerrari]

28. Feelin' Grifty.

[kentuck]

30. Sailin' with Palin.

Around the Cape of Good Hope -
Singin' Drill Baby Drill -
Smilin' at the old men -
Givin' them a Thrill.

etc..etc...etc... :-)

[DFW]

31. "I Am a Crock!" Brilliant!

I wonder if Paul Simon would give permission for The Freedom Toast to do this?

Probably not, but maybe he'd do it himself? (one can always dream....)

[Bluebear]

32. Born Crazy. Period.