The Mad Hatter gives a history lesson. Please come CAPTION!!!

[skip fox]

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The Mad Hatter answers a passerby: "Are you kiddin'? Anybody who knows history, knows why I'm here. When the pilgrims ran outta tea, they had the Indians steal it from the Communists and float it across Hudson Bay so all of Philly could have something to drink during the Civil War. . . . That tea party saved the nation from invasion, son, just like this one will!"

[ThomWV]

1. If that hat is not capable of communicating with UFOs nothing is.

[Bitwit1234]

9. Hot damn....any comment I make would pale beside this one..YOU

are 1000% correct. That is the summary of the knowledge of the tea bags. Not one of them probably knows what the Constitution contains. And they have never even seen a history book.

[Deep13]

2. "I'm glad I don't look stupid in this." nt

[Hubert Flottz]

3. I wish I had two of those!

I gave you a Rec. for :puke: appeal Skip.

[skip fox]

6. Apreciated, Herbert. I think it might be, though simple, one of my better ones.

n/t

[BootinUp]

4. "Can you point me in the direction of Bellevue please?" nt

[TheCowsCameHome]

5. At last: The personal size hot air ballon.

Head not included.

[skip fox]

7. "When the Germans swam the Rhine and sneak-attacked us a Normandy, which

is somewhere near Omaha but on the beach, our ancestors (who we already almost frozen to death except for General Washington burning all his clothes to make fire) got warmed up with tea and were able to push the Germans into the retreating Japanese before they could overrun Bunker's Hill. . . Didn't you study history?"

[Deep13]

8. "I hate the Federal government, which is why I dressed as Uncle Sam." nt

[skip fox]

10. Come on, DU. This Mad Hatter has not vomited out enough garbage in his life.

He needs your help!!!

[Hubert Flottz]

11. Some people called it "T" some called it "PCP" and I think the GOP

is still snorting some powerful, ming clogging, Dummy Dust every day. Or could gross stupidity of that magnitude be a side effect of all those male enhancement drugs those terra based Tea Braggers are using?

[skip fox]

12. "When the founding fathers came over on the Mayflower, they were

running from Shakespeare and The European Union. So they came here and the Indians gave them the land because of Pearl Harbor and Abraham Lincon's Magna Carta. . . . And the Magna Carta says 'No New Taxes!' . . . It was on a bumpersticker somewhere around here."

[Deep13]

13. "How long do I have to wear this before someone...

...makes a Hitler/Downfall parody about it?"

[Dr Morbius]

14. I'm outside! I'm outside! I'm outside! (nt)

[skip fox]

15. nice