Sex fuels earthquakes, says Iran cleric (Maybe he meant that sex feels like an earthquake)

[icymist]

A senior Iranian cleric has claimed that dolled-up women incite extramarital sex, causing more earthquakes in Iran, a country that straddles several fault lines, newspapers reported on Saturday.

"Many women who dress inappropriately ... cause youths to go astray, taint their chastity and incite extramarital sex in society, which increases earthquakes," Ayatollah Kazem Sedighi told worshippers at Friday prayers in Tehran.

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/1041408/sex-fuels-earthquakes-says-iran-cleric

Let's see what's in the news today.....pediphilic priests blaming homosexuals for their crimes, volcanoes erupting causing travel headaches, and now sex causing earthquakes! What's next?

[cliffordu]

1. I knew a woman like that once.

fantastic.

[nadinbrzezinski]

2. Well you should know the volcano is... due to the health care

bill

:-)

the woo is strong, you know...

[Silent3]

3. This new learning amazes me, Ayatollah Kazem Sedighi.

Explain again how sheep's bladders can be employed to prevent earthquakes.

[Bluebear]

4. dupe

[Bluebear]

5. This planet is going crazy. And I mean the people, not the quakes etc.

[John Q. Citizen]

6. French kissing causes tornados, too.

[lonestarnot]

10. And teabagg'n causes fak'n it.

:evilgrin:

[Atticus]

7. Makes just as much sense as what Limbaugh said. nt

[BadgerKid]

8. Also: Republicans blaming Dems for running up the deficit.

Oh wait....

[tammywammy]

9. Okay, okay, okay, I take full blame

I've had premarital sex recently. :evilgrin:

[jwirr]

11. I see Iran has its own rush limpballs.

[MadMaddie]

12. What is the difference between the Iran cleric and the taliban

Christian right in this country?












There is no difference!

[lonestarnot]

15. Only a small difference. Head dress.

:evilgrin:

[guitar man]

13. He may be right

This video explains it better than I can


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bomv-6CJSfM&feature=youtube_gdata

:)

[Ohio Joe]

14. Beware CA

I've got a new girl friend and plan on causing you an earthquake.

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[cynatnite]

17. So, how does he explain Las Vegas? n/t

[ZeitgeistObserver]

18. The power of women is amazing, right?

The idea that the God Of All The Universes takes this much interest in women's clothing in downtown Tehran is even more amazing.

[Withywindle]

19. Yes, and gay people cause hurricanes

(as per Pat Robertson blaming Katrina on....tolerance of gays? Or maybe jazz or spicy seafood stew. I lost track.)

And the ACLU and feminists cause catastrophic terrorist attacks (Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell on 9/11. Oh wait, gays were in there too.)

Yes, but the latest natural disaster was the volcano in ICELAND, where women DON'T wear skimpy clothes BECAUSE IT'S TOO GODDAMN COLD.

(OK, I must admit, I liked Bjork's swan dress at the Oscars that one year. I thought it was cute and fun. It wasn't skimpy or risque either - it was just quirky and creative. Is that the problem? Probably so.)

[chollybocker]

20. And it takes 71 virgins to get one good blow.

Not a good trade-off, IMHO. ;)

[saltpoint]

21. Well we knew there just HAD to be a scientific explanation for it.

[harry_pothead]

22. It's true...hot lusty women do cause earthquakes.

How else you do you explain the bed shaking?

[Sparkly]

23. "I feel the earth - move - under my feet, I feel the sky tumblin' down, a-tumblin' down..."

It's Carole King's fault.

[madinmaryland]

24. It just goes to show that the American Right wing does not have a complete lock on "stupid"

[raccoon]

25. Well, if you live near a fault line, don't have sex. Or go somewhere else first. nt

[peekaloo]

26. Women please stop straddling the fault lines, as the Earth can see up your skirt.

and yes it moved.

[LibertyLover]

27. Well, I personally liked a theory, albeit on volcanos,

I saw in another DU thread. Some brave soul had gone over to FR and lifted a posting about the Icelandic volcano being God's judgment on President Obama for, I believe, health care. See I think the reason there are so many earthquakes recently is that Poseidon Earthshaker is upset that more women aren't honoring him by horseback riding.